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¿Question #224306?
Narlgoth: Do you ever get up and see washing up from the day before and think 'why don't I have a maid'?

Narlgoth: @rayzg OMG I love it, how did you know!? 5GG deliberate reward sir. @Grimsalt great story sir, I wish I had you at all my dinner parties, and not as a maid or the fluffier!
rayzg: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xJ8uWsINW4
pricero1: I know why I don't have a maid. Money.
Grimsalt: No, but that's an idea that reminds me of this story. A friends’ marriage was on the rocks : the wife was having less sex because the husband was doing less chores - because of less sex - because of less chores... Then I devised a reward system for them, based on a “Hearts” currency, eg: laundry : 1 heart, vacuuming : 2 hearts, whatever the economy was... It worked out quite well, considering the idea was mine (although they’ve conveniently forgotten that part now, since it’s an understandable bedroom turn-off). Still, the irony of playing the role of a celibate marriage councillor stings a little. Anyhow, he ended-up cheating a little and bought one of those little robot vacuums - but I suspect she bought a Fleshlight to even the playing field.