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¿Question #225443?
purplewurple: What tool could be added to a Swiss Army knife that would make it most useful during a birthday party that you are desperate to get out of?

pricero1: Balloon destroyer.
TomTi89: A vial of blood. Just pour it on yourself. "Oh no, I cut myself somehow. Gotta go check it out". Go back home, text that you need to rest or have gone to the hospital or something. Put feet up and watch a movie.
Anfauglir: Just a button to activate my teleportation device.
mr3d: A fart generator. Plant them discretely in a few places and watch as chaos unfolds.
freechinanow: Molecular de-coupler. It'll get you out of a lot more than birthday parties.
0Shea0: A knife! I can stab everyone and then the party would be over! Wait.....errr it has a knife.....okay yeah, nothing to add then.
Woelf: Flamethrower. Offer to light the candles on the cake. Bonus: It'll get you out of future birthday parties too.
magikaru: A pager. Remember those things? Just glance at it and exclaim “oh crap” and run out of the room.