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¿Question #225444?
purplewurple: If pissing contests were an Olympic discipline, what would determine the winner?

Woelf: It depends on the specific event. Distance, altitude, accuracy/precision, and dispersal (or lack of) all require slightly different skills. There's room for all of those and more.
TheGrimReeple: There's no reason you couldn't have multiple events within the discipline, perhaps one for distance, one for accuracy, one for volume, one for aesthetics, and the "pisstathlon", combining them all into one long event.
pricero1: It's height up a wall from a set distance. I thought everyone knew that...
mr3d: A perfectly laminar flow with no splashing. Similar to comparing the quality of handmade chinese tea pots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R6t4qozgVU
0Shea0: Piss.
kswingruber: Being able to accuratly forge the EU president's name in a snow-bank.
oriecat: The highest average score from the judges. Make a nice high beautiful arch that hits the light just right to make a rainbow and I bet you'll get a full board of 10s.