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¿Question #226477?
pricero1: How would you know if you had a wizard or witch living next door to you?

mattomaw: That is the problem with modern society. No-one even knows who lives next door to them!
Blinko: Throw them in a body of water, if they float, definitely a witch. Wizards are a little tougher to determine.
MABBY: There's always eye of newt on the sidewalk, taken out of the bins at night by magpies.
purplewurple: They show up for D&D night half an hour after everyone else, spout some bullshit about how a wizard is never late, they keep rudely interrupting with "that's not how magic works", mutter "fcking muggles" under their breath almost constantly, they have this confrontational "dare to say something" look as they roll all 20s again, and when you don't pay close attention to your beer you'll find it has turned into piss.
Woelf: Lots of cats, and the occasional explosion with unusual-colored smoke.
TomTi89: So, you see them jump out their window on a broomstick. Do they hit the ground? If yes, they are drunk, high, or for some other reason lacking some of their regular mental capacity. If they instead begin flying, they are likely a witch or wizard. Of course, the way modern technology is progressing, you can never really be too sure.
TomTi89: So, you see them jump out their window a broomstick. Do they hit the ground? If yes, they are drunk, high, or for some other reason lacking some of their regular mental capacity. If they instead begin flying, they are likely a witch or wizard. Of course, the way modern technology is progressing, you can never really be too sure.
BOBBYCAN: I would have been turned into a frog.