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0Shea0: Superhero Black Pillow, here. You may ask my origin story. How was I imbued with the incredible power of ushering people into the darkness of sleep with the sweep of my pillow? You see I read an internet posting. And I can give you powers too. Continue reading if you are ready to change your life and accept the responsibility of great power, let Black Pillow be your guide to unlocking your night time dreams. The color of your shirt. The item to your right.

TheGrimReeple: Okay, I definitely should have read this one on the desktop. Using the laptop while lying on the bed was a mistake. The Mauve Dildo.
Grimsalt: How much mortician eyeliner can you absorb in a hurst?
TomTi89: I'm [The] Blue Shredder? Works for me, I guess.
pricero1: Green curtain?
mattomaw: Where are my Raybans?