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¿Question #226844?
freechinanow: When a friend is telling you a sad story and begins to cry, when is the best time to resume eating your corn dog?

mattomaw: It is probably ok by now I'd say.
MABBY: You'll have to put it down and wipe your fingers on the off chance that you'll transfer grease or mustard to their clothing when you hug them.
TomTi89: "Hold on one second" *gobble gobble gobble gobble!* "Ok, what were you saying?"
sparkous: I'll be frozen in front of the corn dog, "What the hell is this?"
pricero1: Give the friend the corn dog and buy yourself another.
Phil%20Fleischmann: After offering them a bite.
Grimsalt: Hide the napkins (*pause*) ask if they need a napkin (*sigh*) spin head either side (*shrug*) sip drink, resume eating.
magikaru: Offer them the half-eaten corn dog in consolation.
0Shea0: *maintains eye contact and slowly inserts more corndog
MediisSoccusSacerdos: I don't think I could eat a whole corn dog, so I'll just use the rest of it to mop their tears off of their face.