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¿Question #231?
sumo: Why can I never draw Red tiles in Tigris?

ocdspectrum: Use less question marks and red will come your way.
oldhoss: Try it in Euphrates. 100% I guarantee success.
pwilz: Have you been checked for color blindness?
crinaya: Because someone stole your red crayon.
Woelf: You both can and have, but you're colorblind so you think they're green. No one else has bothered to mention it because it makes you easier to beat.
bcooperok: erythryphobia
punchykoos: Because you are a peaceful person, war is not the answer
Nekura: You are very unlucky.
Polgara: it's a conspiracy
krainer: You've used up your quota of evil (red) for this lifetime.
Actorios: There are other ways to gain colour VPs. What really matters is that your opponent are not aware of your situation regarding red tiles.
Tim in Saskatoon: It's that thing ou did when you were fourteen in the presence of a gypsy...
petegrey: Bad Karma man....bad Karma
tonguepaste: Paul has them all ...
mats-k: Your luck is weak. Practice more.
Butterbane: bad karma
DHEK: Because you've been cursed by the gods.
william_henshaw: funny i never get black
Ender Barney: the Planets arnt In alignment
eddyspaghetti: You have failed to placate the tile gods. Go, make sacrifice.
POvidiusNaso: The same reason I can't. We suck at Tigris.
aleo09: luck 'o the draw, or lack thereof
sdonohue: You just need to bring the 64 or 128 pack of crayolas and you can draw whatever you want (ymmv).
Eddy Bee: You were absent from art class when they were teaching about the color red
dougpartridge: You have bad karma
scriptorum: Because God hates you.
djflippy: The space aliens won't allow it.
JonBen: I ate them
agamemnon25: Because i draw them ;)... But why do you take all the black ones?
jasta6: you're color blind.................
ronster0: your color blind
mlanza: Karma
keldrak: i don't care
brainrob: It's called sod's law!
LemonyFresh: You offended the gods
bigbadsteve: HA! HA! There ARE no red tiles!
shebby: For the same reason I can never roll a 20 in AD&D when I need to!
Loquutus: Becuase I hid them all in my sleeve.
flyinghogfish: You're colour blind?
ZombyDawg: You must play a little longer
GI Joe: Ludo is against you.
Tushratta: Because you're so lame. Sorry, but someone had to say it.
skrutsch: It has to do with the atoms in your fingertips.
mrbeankc: bad luck
JoeCthulhu: you're color blind
sourwyrm: sucks doesn't it?
CharlieWonka: bad luck but i have similar problems
matthew.marquand: because God doesn't like you
kennyb: just one of those mysteries of the universe....
2amp: never played
Lord_Prussian: Dunno
Nightmare: You need to install color sensors in your fingers.
berserkley: Fate
thoia: you suck
agent easy: Because you've got the Carcassonne bag
puffinge: Examine your life from within.
melissa: I know! Red must hate us both.
Jern: You suck
rivo: Because you're playing blue?
heli: bad karma?
Bearcat89: Not clear. Ask again later.
fizzix: Perhaps a few art classes would help.
redhuntingcap: because you don't have my skills.
DenverWolf: Don't know... me either.
isolated: The game hates you.
UhhhClem: That is a DAMN good question, Mr. Siggins.
Belash: use your left hand, I find it works better that way
solove: Because the game is broken ..... (Ducks)
Dave: Because you never bother to exchange tiles on your turn.
Andy Parsons: You're a born loser
GuyHill: Cause you dont have hands?
Glamorous Mucus: <---I give and take away as I please! You cannot fathom my wisdom.
Mordachai: Say hello to Murphy!
Bluenose: That'll be them thar sunglasses you're wearing...
Blackwind: you suck
lexen: why? you need them?
m_r_tyler: You are a liar.
Cristina: Because you don't need red tiles in T&E.
geberus: the commie tiles fear you?
darthcliff: A vast right wing conspiracy
BobDodgerBlue: Karma
raolsson: Because I've got six in my hand ready to beat your Priest away from the temple.
netfilterz: The law of averages dictates you need to keep on playing a while longer... Anytime soon now... anytime soon...
Ludocrazy: Because I took them all
louiseh: Because the game is giving you an opportunity to make devastating coloured external attacks
Claytonius Maximus: ?
Shakar: Cause I draw them all.
game_boy: Cause you never burn non-red tiles every chance you get, e.g. in conflicts you've already won?
Denise: I dunno, but when you figure it out, tell me!
snoozefest: 'cause you suck
djlg: Its the way you shake the bag before drawing.
jttm: Because you don't cheat
hooded_paladin: It's just a victimhood perception. Like in Settlers (sorry, but my family doesn't realize I have other games so we play Settlers C+K again and again), when I lay out a plan and say "If everything goes right, I should totally win," and then when normal setbacks happen it ruins the plan and we think we have the raw end of the randomness but it's quite normal.
scribidinus: You don't have a red crayon?
Critical Mass: because your looking at the wrong side of the tile
Gelatinous Goo: because I have them all
CheetohFingers: Murphy's Law
Flyspeck23: I think you can do it. Go on, try it - now.
tragicpoet: There aren't any left?
Scott Tepper: Karma, baby...
nexttothemoon: You are cursed by the evil demon...El Cardbordo.
MisterCranky: I am so happy to know this is not specific to me.
Barrow-Wight: Because they are still in the bag.
PghArch: Apparently because we share a karmic destiny.
hibikir: Because I have all of them
seppo21: Because you are drawing with a green crayon.
Fawkes: Your Faith is weak. You need to sacrifice a few virgins to Baal.
janiera: Who says I can't
EYE of NiGHT: You don't peek in the bag.
WasQ: Play Euphrates...
Aldie: Bad luck.
Zambo: Because you're unlucky, that's why.
Reloaded: Somebody upstairs doesn't want you too... :)
CDRodeffer: Never?
LudesFactor: you're using the wrong color pencil?
JeremyVS: Due to the exact rotational velocity of the Earth, in combination with the alignment of various planets, stars, and black holes, your fingers will invariably stray away from all Red Tiles within the cloth bag. I reccomend having someone else draw for you
nix342: Because I have them all!
Geniesse: Well, clearly you needed more blue points...
dietevil: Bad karma
BaSL: did you lose them somewhere?
Linnaeus: You're a non-believer :p
CortexBomb: You haven't tithed enough to the bloody god of war this quarter?
PopeBrain: Because you don't swap tiles enough
Zambogirl: you suck?
Spielfreak: You need a different colored crayon?
chaddyboy_2000: You probably can.
skelebone: Dunno... are you using your unlucky hand?
Geosphere: You only have a blue crayon
mrraow: Because we took them all out of the bag, Mike.
gnomehome: Cause it' a game of luck !
ValJor: You were a bad boy when you were young. Now the gaming gods are having their go at you...