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¿Question #2419?
jmagnini: will you give me a job?

BOBBYCAN: Lot of oral sex questions in here today.
spacerx: Write when you get work.
magikaru: Yes, polish my shoes.
Spirit of 70: No.
Electric Joe: No.
Felimid: Nope, because my female best friend needs one more (she's been jobless since May of last year (2009); in her area in WA State, unemployment is 10%). If I could give her one first, then you, then I'd do it that way.
slate43: Wish I could.
ZiggyZambo: Yes, but I won't pay you for it.
Hendal: no, but you can volunteer in our gardens in costa rica and I can train you to be a guide down here
Cringing Dragon: If I had one to give, I'd consider it. Wanna drive a haul truck? You'd need an Aussie work visa.
The Unbeliever: 42
Polgara: no
whac3: no
spleek: no
Thegreatrob: what are your skills?
ExitDose: Sure thing. Stop asking questions. Make a career of it.
Impr3ssion: Of course! But you have to work for negative pay.
jeffwolfe: No.
DHEK: Sure, but only if you can stand being a personal servant working for almost nothing.
TheArchAngel: no
aleo09: you'll have to send your resume to my manager
bigbadsteve: i will give you a dollar to wash my car
Nimrod6: Yes, but I can only pay you in pennies
ellephai: Sorry, no. I've only got one and I'm still using it.
Csigs: I thought of an answer to this but it's naughty so I'll keep it to myself.
f-p-p-m: Haven´t one by myself, so if I get one I won´t give this job away.
pattonre: I am not in a position to hire
Musti: If you want to work.
Shotmagnet: hand or other?
Helenoftroy: My husband may get upset.
dietevil: nope
m:cafe: Yes.
jellospike: You can be you own supervisor for that. And don't tell us about it.
mgringo: You don't want to work for me.
POvidiusNaso: Give me a resume and we'll see.
davidme: Depends on the wages.
brainrob: never
Payne: What do you do?
Crackerjack: Hand or blow?
scriptorum: Yes. But if you're not here in in ten minutes you're fired.
Tushratta: No.
GrandpaDave: No
Lord_Prussian: No
JimPAX: Hand or blow? And no.
xlorp: What kind of -job were you expecting?
2amp: i gotta me one first!
skrutsch: If you don't need a salary or benefits, I'll hire you.
heli: not at this moment
ValJor: No, sorry, I'm not in a management position
Sceadeau: Do you mind performing sexual acts?
Bearcat89: Your mission, should you choose to accept it...
erli: Hey, I need one too!
Belash: sure, my lawn needs mowing
Karlsen: I don't hire or fire, so I would have to say no
rkalajian: Depends...do you do toilets?
snoozefest: no
WasQ: and you?
djlg: Sure. Report to my office 9am tomorrow.
skelebone: Sure, full time M, W-Sat 10-6, nice bennys.
Jern: No
Quest22: No
puffinge: shouldn't we at least have lunch first?
CDRodeffer: No
chaddyboy_2000: No.
netfilterz: no
gnomehome: Probably not
CortexBomb: Yes, your job is to not ask more questions unless they are more entertaining than this one, and to fetch me some poutine
jttm: No.
AlorielLelyn: No
Dave: No. Nor will I give you a hand.
Spielfreak: no