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¿Question #2620?
KnobDoctor: How much cheese would a Cheez Whiz whiz if a Cheez Whiz could whiz cheese?

Hector Vortac: Now why didn't someone think of this before? Granted it's one of the earliest questions in all of GQ, but still.
PK1988: about whiz much
BThayer: ALL THE CHEEZ!
popsicola: 8 ounces
Jatoha: hahah! I like
pwilz: That's pretty good.
Evil Wayne: Exactly the same amount of wood a Wood Duck would duck if a Wood Duck could duck wood.
hob69: Whiz.
sludgemariner: It's not real cheese
WatchmanX2000: go ahead, test it.
DHEK: As much cheese as a Cheez Whiz would.
arkibet: A Cheez Whiz would whiz as much whiz as a Cheez whiz... oh whatever
GrimJester: 4 oz's
vampywife: about a pound.
POvidiusNaso: approx. 12 oz.
TheArchAngel: As much as it wanted
Dweeb: I don't know. I'm still waiting for "Meat Whiz". My life will be so much better then.
_Kael_: Yeah. And so on and so forth
anonInternetName: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989
HScottBuck: What?
MisterCranky: 43
Salt-Man Z: A Cheez Whiz would whiz all the cheese he could whiz if a Cheez Whiz could whiz cheese.
bigbadsteve: now theres a cheesy question
Platinum Dragon: Enough to build the Leaning Tower of Cheeza.
Loquutus: rofl
confuse_a_cat: It's not often you see "whiz" used as a transitive verb. I think I've seen it less than four times.
brainrob: 149g
rawdawg: alot
Kazin: A Cheez Whiz wouldn't cheez any cheese 'cause a Cheez Whiz can't cheez cheese.
skrutsch: none.
Redneon: You mean you have never tried to find out on your own?
javelin98: Fnord.
JimPAX: I assume that you had a hard time giggling at your own penis joke, hmmm?
ststrat: one nacho's worth
Belash: cheese
Null Signature: Oh i see where this is going...
Legend Dan: A cheeze whiz would whiz... You know, I just can't do it.
davedanger: 20 tons
erli: Ah....A lot
davidme: He'd cheese all the...aw, bugger off.
The Unbeliever: 42
darthcliff: Time to check your meds.
familygaming: I'd imagine rather a lot.
djlg: 250 grams.
puffinge: whizzing cheese would be kewl.
shumyum: threes
Lord_Prussian: I wouldn't want to see that, that's all I know.
skelebone: Not much, once his pee-hole filled up with curds.
chaddyboy_2000: 2 ounces.
jttm: 10lbs
snoozefest: 1 can
CortexBomb: Some?
CDRodeffer: Sigh.