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¿Question #2621?
KnobDoctor: Given the propensity for mob hysteria during reconstruction of a national government, why does ice cream melt so quickly?

Der Ubermolch: True. True. Unrelated.
The Unbeliever: 42
KD7SVH: It's all the torches, Global Warming indeed.
Zimeon: So that the mob will concentrate on eating the ice cream instead of going hysteric.
TheKeck: Non sequiter. Did I spell that right? It looks funny. Well, ice cream's melting point is well below the typical environs inhabited my humans.
GameCloset: If I answered it, we would have to lynch you
DHEK: Because ice cream has a high melting point.
aceraxon: Because of commies like you.
Chad Jensen: Because motorcycles don't doors
Ebon Wendigo: The time factor is dependant on the square footage of carpet needed and the intensity of thought processes used to catorgorize pre-nuptial agreements filed on alternate tuesdays.
eddyspaghetti: I blame it on global warming.
Skadar: Delta-H
Loquutus: booger
GrimJester: That doesn't make any sense. If you want to sound like Cranky you'll have to do MUCH better.
dougpartridge: Given the current economic climate, green tadpoles.
Greedo: Cuz you are holding the bowl in your hands. Gotta chill the bowl and keep it on the table.
jjloc: ummm.....
The_GDI: 11
MisterCranky: Due to the propensity for who the hell cares.
bigbadsteve: cause it do
rootbeer: It's a function of the gravitic acceleration of cows. It has some very subtle effects on dairy products.
tigerhorse: pepper and butter make plain pasta a nice and simple lunch.
Games cafe chick: global warming
Kasper: because it is hot, like I just said
Nekura: Global warming
nnf1: Thermodynamics my friend
Redneon: Entropy.
Harlan: Because purple is *this* many.
scubadawg1: Mob Hysteria generates lots of heat.
GuyHill: because it is served only just below zero
scriptorum: Finally! A GeekQuestion worth answering! My answer is I don't know. But great question!
CharlieWonka: Because you don't eat it fast enough
GrandpaDave: Because it's hot in the South
berserkley: Lack of a stable central government generates heat
ValJor: Because it's hot outside.
Dementomstie: large groups of people(such as mobs) generate large amounts of body heat, this heat causes the near environment to heat up quickly causing ice cream to go through a rapid change from a solid state to a state of liquid.
bekudno: Yes.
2amp: ambient temperature
AWildEep: 3 minutes until the trains collide.
WasQ: because the arterial tension
ThatFalafelGirl: because you left it in the sun, dingbat
skrutsch: That's a matter of opinion.
bluebehir: I guess it has something to do with its molecular structure.
glookose: given the chance to ask a valid question, did you forget to flush?
Lord_Prussian: Has something to do with all the people running around and not eating ice cream.
skelebone: Convection currents.
chaddyboy_2000: It doesn't melt if you keep in the the freezer.
djlg: It has a low melting point.
jttm: Oh god, you're a chaddyboy, aren't you?
tragicpoet: Because of the rising temperatures
snoozefest: all your base are belong to us
CDRodeffer: It's a conspiracy, I tell you.
puffinge: All tribute questions should be marked as such.