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¿Question #2764?
puffinge: Let's hear your best Settlers whine. Come on, impress me.

Woelf: Stop doing stuff to your sheep! I'm not trading wood for them now.
Pithagoras: Sheep sheep. Sheeeeeppp. SHEEP. GIVE ME THE SHEEP. OR THE WOOL. OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT!
pricero1: Aren't Settlers for indigestion?
vazquezramos: I'll be watching TV. When my number shows up, please call me, because it rarely does.
Spirit of 70: I prefer a Sheepfield '97. It was a good year, as the vineyards of Cataan were still young, and the soil still fresh.
Felimid: (dumps five hundred feet of wet concrete in front of Bill Cleary) There. Impressive enough?
Steerpike.Instance: people trying to trade on the first role of the game
manutd03: What the !#@$@# is with all the 7s?!?!
chockle: You'd be a fool to put the Robber on me, when Ernie's obviously about to win!
DHEK: "I would have won but they all ganged up on me!!!" - actually this one is true. Honest!
aleo09: .
DGSI: ?!?!
Leo-T: Oooooh! But I wanna play Entdecker! >sob<
jcarvin: "Is it even legal to place six roads in one turn? It should be."
brainrob: WWHHIINNEE
BeatPosse: A damned 7! Another 7! Jesus! I quit. This always happens. I hate you. You wouldn't trade sheep to me just to spite me. No counseling, straight to divorce!
orodreth: Whine? You whine while playing Settlers?
bigbadsteve: cant i at least have my pants back?
davedanger: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO ROLL A '6'...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mike A: Let's vote the robber off the island. Who's with me? (We did this once and did vote him off. Stupid robber.)
GrandpaDave: *WHINE*
scriptorum: You hit me with the robber last time! Not again! I'm in last place, why me? Bother him. Bother HIM! They call it bash the leader because you're supposed to go after the LEA-DER, in other words, not me! Take it back. Come on, take it back. I'll give you one minute to take it back. It's my game and we're going to wait here for 60 seconds until you take it back or give me a rational explanation for why you're robbing my wheat. 30 seconds. I'll confiscate the Doritos, I'll do it, it's my house. I'll make up whatever rules I want, I don't care, if you don't care, I don't care, so there, not fun is it. Ow, my arm! OW-WEE OW-WEE OW-WEE! Ok ok! Fine! Here are the Doritos back. Fine. Just go. Fine. Whatever. It's not like you won. You think you won something because you attacked me with the robber? You think I even care? Whatever, it's a stupid part of the game. I'm taking my turn now. A seven! Take that! HA HA HA! Take that! Oh, it's going to be sweet! I'm going to strike you down and watch you struggle under the oppressive weight of my robber placement. Bricks? You need bricks, yes? Oh gee, it looks like your clay mine is going dry, isn't that so sad? Haha, I am AWESOME. Hmm. HMM ... gak ... But HE'S ahead. Ack. Ugl. Fine, I attack his forest, shut up.
matthew.marquand: Would you quit knocking the hexes out of place!
Megadev: Why do you always put the robber on MEEEEE?!?
dakarp: That's the fourth time a 2 has come up, and I can't remember the last time I saw a 6!
meshuggener: Seven again! Shit! Come onnnnnnnnnn, trade me some sheeeep. Pleeeeease!
skrutsch: Come on I just need a fiiiiiivvvvve.
Mease19: What! Again?
The Unbeliever: 42
Lord_Prussian: Nah
StormKnight: I'm stuck with such crummy numbers again! They never come up! Everybody else got at least three resources in the last round, and I'm still stuck with two sheep!
djlg: But I don't wanna play Settlers! Please can we play something else. Please! [sniff]
2amp: man, everyone talks about this game, but i don't own it
Musti: How do you want me to win?
puffinge: Come on, people. Scott is crushing here, nobody else close.
rivo: It's not fair, 4 is rolled more often than 6, 8 and 9 together.
snoozefest: i don't whine. I just point out when my #s aren't coming up, and someone else is about to take longest road so you should steal from them
skelebone: MOTHERF*CKING DICE.. THEY'VE HIT 10 EIGHT F*CKING TIMES BUT CAN'T ROLL A SIX?!?
chaddyboy_2000: *sigh*
Tim Synge: That's exactly where I would have put my settlements.
CDRodeffer: Won't someone PLEASE trade me some ore? Pretty please? I promise not to move the robber against you.
sos1: Silly me for picking 6s and 8s - I should have realized 10s and 11s would have come up much more often ...
jttm: Oh, c'mon, three sheep is more than enough to satisfy most people....