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¿Question #2821?
Tim Synge: I really enjoyed the answers to my limerick question, so here's another first line: "A young lady from old Carcassonne ..."

ocdspectrum: SOmething about the guy from Nantucket and his bone...
Razoupaf: Laid down in a field surrounded by the cities. She never understood why she was awarded a crown and scepter for that when someone told her "congrats for making the winning move!"
malayet2: wait, is there a NEW Carcassonne?
Hendal: had a bone inside her the size of .........................
sockhands: fancied herself a connessieur of the bone/She found one misplaced/Had herself a taste/Wound up with the clap and alone.
jocose: ...had an old mother who needed a bone.
vandemonium: ate some chicken and choked on a bone.
ChukLife: Woke up all afright in the Carcass Zone!
KSensei: ..went to the cupboard to get her dog a bone....wait that sounds familiar..
DHEK: "... went berserk and raped some nuns."
GrandpaDave: Went to the bank for a loan; She went to the teller; Who lived in a cellar; And got denied because she had a bad credit rating
unixrevolution: Was chatting it up on the phone; Along came old Jeff; the Italian chef; and Made her a Sausage Calzone.
puffinge: went to get her old dog a bone, but when she got there, the cupboard was bare, so she ended up eating alone
ZiggyZambo: Searched far and wide for a lovely bone.
hoffcorp: Whatever.
Admiral Fisher: Thought wearing knickers was something to shun/She had tea with the vicar/Who said with a snigger/Is it cold where your parts are sat on?
pattonre: There was a young plumber from Lee, Who was plumbing his girl by the sea, She said, "Stop your plumbing, there's somebody coming!", Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!" (Steve Allen)
kaiserfiume: lady Carss
FrozenHoHos: Answered GeekQuestions from Skelebone...She clicked one last Save...And went to a rave...Where she sadly played boardgames alone.
Big Bad Lex: Really had absolutely no idea how to construct properly scanned poetry with her clothes on.
Helenoftroy: always wanted to get it on.
WatchmanX2000: um... I'll pass on this one
orodreth: ... dug up an old dinosaur bone...
rawdawg: ... was wearing around her ass a thong
mrspank: went over to pick up the phone... she heard heavy breathing... then she started heaving... but, unfortunately, she was alone.
brainrob: phone / find / behind / moan
themightyhump: A young lady from old Carcassonne played Scabble with me all alone. She put down a word I knew was absurd. She said "You are challenging 'quone'?"
jellospike: I speak french and Carcassonne rhymes with "sun". So something about "hot" and "sun" I guess.
GI Joe: What you'll discover here is just how many people don't know how to pronounce Carcassonne-- it doesn't rhyme with alone, bone, or moan.
POvidiusNaso: Who liked to play games on the john / She said that it hurts / When she tries to play Zertz / So her imaginary friend said let's play Dvonn.
scriptorum: A young lady from old Carcassonne / Hated walking the gardens alone / She went out to meet people / And discovered a meeple / Where the tomatos are grown
Lord_Prussian: Definitely something about "moan".
The Unbeliever: 42
darthcliff: How am I supposed to rhyme "Nantucket" with "Carcassonne"?
djlg: Was given to deep throaty moans; You think its quite rude; But you've sensed the wrong mood; She was just enjoying an ice cream cone.
Belash: yadda yadda yadda
Randy Cox: was in desparate need of a bone...
snoozefest: one day came home all alone; she'd been travelling afar, but no longer had a car, so she decided to spend all her days on the phone.
jttm: had a trick that she just loved to play... she'd tie the men down... get a cucumber quite round... and stick it where there was no light of day...
skelebone: bone, steeple, meeple, erogenous zone.
Spielfreak: A young lady from old Carcassonne // travelled out at the first light of dawn // she met an old farmer // who shocked and alarmed her // with three ways to score points with his pawn.
chaddyboy_2000: Good!
CDRodeffer: ... Was distraught for her unringing phone. Along came a crook, Who put her phone on the hook, Now the Meeples won't leave her alone.