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¿Question #3183?
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Spirit of 70: No.
simpledamon: no
pwilz: No. I would choose to not chop it off. If there were some kind of infection issue, I doubt that the foot would end up as a door stop.
scrub: No, gross.
Ben Firestorm: I could chop off one of my feet, but I wouldn't use it as a doorstop.
Tayaya: Nope. Ashtray.
ositobrian: No
ZeroZilla: No, unless it was in a shoe... and in that case, why not just use the shoe?
DHEK: No. It would be too morbid. And in the first place I wouldn't want to chop off any of my feet.
Butterbane: Probably the bleached bones that would be kind of cool
Eric Haas: And interfere with the door's essential buddha nature?
Regai: No. I would use it as a flyswatter
the_plumster: ummm Chad is short yet crazy
aleo09: prob. not
mpw182: no
daveroswell: I could chop my foot off now, aint gonna
JonBen: I would throw it at you, and then get worker's comp
vampywife: no
Avatar_69: No. I'd use it as a plant pot
lauramath: No, the dog would carry it away.
POvidiusNaso: I doubt the wife would approve.
RyanMC: no
kracken: urm... not really. no. probably use it as a foot-rest. HAHAHA
KDSN: no
scriptorum: I would not use my foot as a doorstop simply because I could chop it off. But I suspect you were truly asking if my foot had been chopped off would I get the foot stuffed and then use it as a door stop. The answer is most likely no, but my girlfriend makes the decorating decisions around here.
baub64: no
brainrob: Only if I was an elephant
Favre4MVP: I'd probably chop off my whole leg and make a lamp out of it.
bigbadsteve: Is it still in the shoe?
Loquutus: no
flyinghogfish: I could, but I don't want to
DaGen: no
fellonmyhead: No, I'd use it as a coaster for my wineglass.
Longbow: no
Mikebegeta: no mine are huge
ginn5j: Why would I want to do that?
skrutsch: no
matthew.marquand: Are you insinuating that I cannot?
sourwyrm: only if petrified
erli: No
dakarp: No. If I could chop off one of my feet, I would still choose not to do so.
Lord_Prussian: I don't think I would if I could.
Oborro: I'd be afraid of catching one of my toenails if I opened a door... so no...
leece: Shades of King Missile.
puffinge: I can do that but I choose not to. I would use it as a vase for fresh flowers and use the rest of my body as a doorstop.
djlg: No. I'd choose not to chop it off and continue using it on my leg.
snoozefest: no
jttm: Umm... no.
CortexBomb: I could chop off one of my feet, what's stopping me?
skelebone: I think I can chop off one of my feet, and a foot-doorstop would be pretty cool. Let me get on that.
chaddyboy_2000: I probably wouldn't chop it off. Instead, I would gnaw it off while enjoying a bowl of oatmeal.
CDRodeffer: Wow. That was Chad-like. But I think I'd feed it to the neighbor's dog instead.