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¿Question #3185?
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ricardofo: used condom
Woelf: The condom. The scorpion probably got crushed by my foot, and the pebble should be easy to dislodge.
tank13: How about a scorpion wearing a used condom with a pebble in it?!
topherbear: Pebble.
Hendal: depends what the pebble is made of really ( a pebble of gold would rock ), Scorpion- what type?( makes a big difference here ) and is it alive or dead? Who used the condom? ( if it is one of mine cool, if it isn't then who's is it, could be cool or bad ). What if I don't have shoes?
frontlinegeneral: a scorpion.
pwilz: Darn you Cranky! Scorpion.
vandemonium: Was the condom used the scorpion with the peeble. That is kind of freaky if you think about it. Wouldn't it be hard for the scorpian to put on a condom without ripping it with those claws and pincers? Wouldn't it have just been easier to get a cheap hotel. Why my shoe? Which pair? Crap, now I have to go check all my shoes.
smcneil: Depends. Is scorpion dead?
cooler king: Condom, after shaking out my shoe the pebble and scorpion would not leave any "liquids of questionable origin" in my shoe (you didn't state who used the condom,or with whom)
Megadev: Sadly, a scorpion. I wouldn't have to figure out a safe way to kill the condom.
TrojanDan: a pebble
matthan: a scorpion.
teaguewebb: pebble
DHEK: Scorpion.
Silas Traitor: My dad once had a scorpion in his shirt, and one time I saw a used condom in the woods; so: a pebble.
elirlandes: Depends if the last item had a knot tied in it or not, and also whether or not it originated from a third party.
Butterbane: used condom
Cut & Space: condom
ZiggyZambo: scorpion
redhuntingcap: that depends-is the used condom mine?
joebelanger: Used condom
scriptorum: I'll go with pebble, because I'm not sick or stupid.
FrozenHoHos: Is the condom made of cake?
heli: Pebbles, not BamBam
MaksimSmelchak: Yuck.
RyanMC: scorpion
Datek: another stupid question- you owe me 3 seconds of life that I wasted reading this, 10 that it took to type a response, and 30 days punitive damages.
Sheylon: Did I use the condom?
Kazin: Scorpion.
bigbadsteve: i work in a shoe store, i have found rocks and insects in shoes, but never a used condom. although, i did fins viagra in someones shoe once. that was awkward. also, i have found illegal drungs in shoes
brainrob: A pebble
ChaosOrdeal: another person, asking me a dumb question.
Loquutus: Tough choice, but I'll go with used condom worse than scorpion.
billgoode: A scorpion, since we don't have them here.
puffinge: um, scorpion
kronik: scorpion
xlorp: With all three of those, I could probably escape from prison.
abodi: scorpion
Karlsen: A scorpion
skrutsch: a scorpion
gt8595b: a scorpion. It stings
POvidiusNaso: Did chaddy boy put you up to this one?
MisterCranky: Amazingly, it's a 3-way tie.
davidme: Scorpion
sourwyrm: scorpion
CharlieWonka: scorpion
Lord_Prussian: scorpion
Great Dane: Neither
davedanger: your question
ValJor: A scorpion
Gecko23: A used condom.
djlg: used condom
Ebon Wendigo: If the question pertains to before I actually put on the shoe my answer would be the used condom, if it means after I have put on the shoe it would be the scorpion.
The Unbeliever: 42
kennyb: probably a scorpoin , but a used condom runs a close second
jttm: Aren't you the one asking all the versus & deathmatch questions? Jeez, you think you're tired of them...
snoozefest: wow, that's tough. i hear scorpions can kill, so I suppose it would be that.
2amp: did i use the condom?
CortexBomb: I hate to be pragmatic, but the Scorpions...their music is a stain on the already not-so-glorious era of 80's rock
RandallPeek: The scorpion. I would assume that the used condom was my own, and that means I had sex.
skelebone: The condom and it's contents could probably not be easily or sanitarily removed without some work.
chaddyboy_2000: A scorpion.
CDRodeffer: A scorpion.