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¿Question #3250?
kennyb: So why exactly did they pave paradise?

D00MSTALKER: Balderdash. My pair of dice has not been paved!
Svengaard: Huh?
the manatee: I have it on the good of authority of Joni Mitchell that it was done so as to put up a parking lot.
wizalou: yes
pwilz: It needed it. My wife's brother lives on Paradise, and it was all potholed up.
Mama_Darwin: To put up a parking lot. Goodness, did you just altogether ignore the rest of the song?
Anrkist Pengwin: They obviously needed more parking.
Spirit of 70: To put up a parking lot.
xofour: Because apparently it could not compete with enchanted forest. On the other hand there is an over-55 manufactured home community there now.
jouslare: 'Cause Joni told them to?
Zarion of Arabel: it sucked
Embark: commercial expansion
Bakelite: To build a FLGS.
aleo09: to put up a parking lot
gmcnish: to put up a parking lot (doo wop wop wop)
jeffwolfe: To put up a parking lot, I guess.
DHEK: They didn't. What are you referring to?
TheArchAngel: parking spaces
ststrat: Part of the malldeveloper's agreement with the municipality.
ACK ACK: progress
echdareez: So we stupid people could do even stupider stuff and be expelled from it.
Eric Haas: To put up a parking lot.
Leo-T: to cover Jimmy Hoffa's body
Nef_: Duh, we needed more parking. Paradise is nice, but you can't charge for it by the hour.
dmomo: It's fun to pave.
Beelzebub: to put up a parking lot (which really isn't something you "put up" - parking garages are put up).
brainrob: Because they were greedy developers
vampywife: to put in a parking lot
falloutfan: To put up a parking lot.
residuetiger: Who knows, they pave everything
FrozenHoHos: If that was paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower.
_Kael_: They did? I thought only the road to it.
RinzaiZen: to put up a parking lot
PsyJam: To put up a parking lot, silly.
BeeCeeJay: To put up a parking lot, of course.
Big Bad Lex: Parking problems
KDSN: to put up a parking lot
Gamesmeister99: to put up a parking lot
Chris Page: To clear their warehouses of all those piled-up good intentions.
jasta6: it was there and the goverenment was paying $10.00 over scale.........................
bigbadsteve: i bet it has something to do with starbucks, or wal-mart
LemonyFresh: It was too rocky
Vitreous: to provide acess to places of natural beauty, and so boy racers could do donuts too
Bigland: To alleviate traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise.
POvidiusNaso: Paradise without pavement is like America without the Christian right: too good to be true.
slowcorner: Popemobile, duh.
Nonamnon: For progress! Pave away!
Bahamut-X: To get something for serving god? :P
ZombyDawg: To put up a parking lot. Duh!
Cerebus: See alt.pave-the-earth for more.
xlorp: Because you need at least five to play yahtzee.
CharlieWonka: so you don't get run over
gt8595b: If you love something you should pave over it.
2amp: to p-p-put up a parking lot
scriptorum: They needed a parking lot! Don't you freakin listen?
arkibet: to put up a parking lot.
Ludocrazy: To put up a parking lot
Lord_Prussian: I don't think they did.
djlg: Cuts down on maintenance.
skrutsch: to put up a parking lot.
Snappatoon: So they could put up a parking lot
snoozefest: to put up a parking lot
ssmooth: According to the song, it was to put up a parking lot.
Gecko23: $%@#%! rabbit holes where an insurance liability.
jttm: To build a parking lot.
heli: for better or worse, its name is progress
CortexBomb: Because it wouldn't be paradise with dirt roads?
skelebone: I think there may have been issues with traffic, parking specifically.
chaddyboy_2000: They needed more parking.
puffinge: You gotta put the swinging hot spot somewhere.
AWildEep: Parking or something
CDRodeffer: That's a good question. I mean, there are plenty of parking lots. Why not build more parking structures instead?
Spielfreak: Oh c'mon, you know -- to put up a parking lot.