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¿Question #3251?
darthcliff: If the Emperor was such a bad-a$$, what did he need to turn Anakin into Vader for?

djdragon001: Everyone needs a hobby.
Michael Dorosh: Two there should be. No more and no less. A master and an apprentice.
Zamomin: Because the Emperor liked to stay home and needed someone he could send out, as a kind of marhal.
Der Ubermolch: For kicks. He's a sadist, you know, so corrupting the flawed but innocent gets his empirical rocks off.
jcaraway: He was bored.
Spirit of 70: Because he couldn't be everywhere at once.
midnightfaerie: so the plot wouldn't get too boring? yoda's still the best character.
Woelf: Someone has to do his laundry.
beccaday: Tradition? The Sith always has an apprentice, right?
jasta6: To be able to make six movies and Bollions in little toys............................
Yap Kitty: Homoerotic mask fetish
Zarion of Arabel: he wanted a friend
Zelurs: It's all about politics.
hannibal twin 8: Because he's so frail and weak, and that lightning thing isn't really reliable. Besides, he was just out to get anakin
maynard77: because Hayden was a little biotch that needed to grow a pair.
Keonyn: He was lonely
Numskull: To justify the existence of Episode III. I guess. That's the only one I haven't seen.
DHEK: Every top dog needs lackeys and underlings, my friend... Didn't you know that?
themagni: Because he wanted a worthy apprentice.
blindspot: So that Lucas could finally deliver what everybody came to see.
scriptorum: People gotta have hobbies.
TheArchAngel: Back-up
Kibbersdog: He was ready to retire in Tahiti.
POvidiusNaso: He needs a lackey.
aleo09: just b/c he could, he also wanted a younger protege. i guess
mergryphon: Every evil emperor is incomplete without minions.
Nazhuret: boredom
dkwd: It's a political thing - plus, always there must be two
Oxotnik: Because he could. Duh!
Chris Page: A hobby. Even evil overlords get bored sometimes.
vampywife: Ss & Gs.
matpe: No amount of logical reasoning will explain the dark side.
MisterCranky: So that people could use currency symbols instead of 's's in order to demonstrate just how badass they themselves are not.
CMOT Dibbler: To maintain the continuity of Episodes 4 - 6. Duh!
Helenoftroy: to control someone more powerful.
Shotmagnet: tnempoleved tolp
WatchmanX2000: Always two there are, the master and the apprentice.
DrFlanagan: Always two there are
confuse_a_cat: He was lonely.
bigbadsteve: he needed a boytoy
brainrob: Who cares?
KDSN: Plot
Riff: To provide some sort of continuity between Episodes 4-6 and the schlock-fest that was Episodes 1-3
tipigi: To help kill all the jedi...
LemonyFresh: For giggles.
Famous Mortimer: It was for kicks.
Loquutus: Because Sith Lords come in pairs.
meshuggener: Because the screenwriter is lame
beakermyers: He wasn't.
TaliaIsabelle: Everyone needs a sidekick
Tim Synge: Yes. No. Yes.
erli: He needs someone to do his dirty work for him and draw all the fire.
obob: it's all about the merchandising rights
gt8595b: the force is weak in this one
skrutsch: umm...haven't seen it
CharlieWonka: Because he knew Windu would kick his ass.
wiley1za: There are always two, a master and an apprentice.
TMJJS: Needs an apprentice to teach
louiseh: Because he can't be in two places at once.
djlg: To support the purile plot.
Lord_Prussian: Obviously he wasn't
The Unbeliever: 42
snoozefest: maternal instinct
2amp: needed someone to play boardgames with
deadkenny: There must always be two - no more, no less.
darthcliff: A tax write-off
jttm: Because Vader is more powerful than him
heli: lotta talk
Mike A: Because the ultra powerful Darth Cliff hadn't come along yet?
skelebone: I don't know and I don't give a flying fuck.
chaddyboy_2000: Ahhh crap, not a bunch of Star Wars questions.
puffinge: How good do you think these movies would be without Darth, Darth?
CDRodeffer: There are always two -- an apprentice and a master.