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¿Question #3261?
darthcliff: Why did the dialogue between Padme and Anakin sound like a bad episode of Dawson's Creek?

Chindogu: Terrible writer?
joetortoise: Worse, actually . . .
Der Ubermolch: Because George Lucas wrote it in the lap of luxury. He lost his edge in 1986 at the earliest (Howard the Duck, remember?)
Felimid: You mean it didn't sound like a bad episode of "Love Boat"?
pwilz: Anakin, you're breaking my heart! Gawd, that was awful. A friend of mine theorized that Lucas's children wrote the dialogue.
GrimJester: ha ha, yup
TwirlingTF: Would have a good episode of Dawson's Creek made it worthwhile?
Frubgarde: Serve you right for watching the rubbish.
MisterCranky: This begs the alternate question, would you lick Padma Lakshmi's scar if she let you? Oh wait, this is an answer....dammit!
ibn_ul_khattab: Were there good episodes of Dawson's Creek?
Ludocrazy: Even Shakepears couldn't have written for them because they had no chemistry.
shebby: The same guys wrote it?
FNH1: they were both bad
DHEK: Maybe because the characters didn't seem believable enough in their love scenes... character personality conflict maybe.
aleo09: ahh, who cares
Numskull: Because George Lucas sucks.
erikk: Because it was written by George Lucas (I bet most people answered like this)
scriptorum: Both scripts were written by bad writers.
Leo-T: probably same lame writers
ralpheous: Because George Lucas raped our childhoods
torinhill: Because the writer is shite.
dmomo: Because the writing was bad. The actors stunk opposite each oter.
Helenoftroy: Because Lucas doesn't understand women enough to write a realistic statement by one.
troken: because it was ment to
hacksword: Lucas can't direct.
PsyJam: Because the scripts to the first 3 episodes of Star Wars were written by a one-armed retarded monkey.
WatchmanX2000: worse
MaksimSmelchak: Even worse... I've seen greeting cards with more passion!
brainrob: padwho?
Chris Page: Because Dawson's Creek couldn't afford a better caliber of writers.
Salt-Man Z: Because no one had the balls to tell Lucas that he can't write dialogue.
trojandoc: coincidence
bigbadsteve: that was probably where the idea came from
Superdeathflame: Blame George Lucas.
River Blue: 'Cause that's where is was stolen from.
Loquutus: Because Lucas is a hack.
confuse_a_cat: This is simple. George Lucas asked himself if the time and effort to write good dialogue would be justified by the extra revenue it would generate, and he said no. That, and he's a horrible, evil troll who thrives on the misery of others.
jellospike: Because it sucks
richdknows: no
SatanicEssence: Lucas smokes Evergreens
jasta6: It was! that part of the last SW movie STUNK!!
tipigi: Because it was written by Lucas.
erli: You watch Dawson's Creek?
ZombyDawg: Because it is. Really, it is. They stole the scipt and put them in silly space costumes. Hey, it's what everybody wanted.
Evilnames: Because nerds have never seen a woman; let alone being able to actully write the dialog :-)
xlorp: Because Lucas watches soaps all day long for his plot bunnies and dialogue inspirations.
skrutsch: Haven't seen it, don't know.
obob: because angst-filled teenagers and pre-teens are now the demographic with the most money to spend
Legend Dan: Because the thicker George Lucas's neck gets, the worse his writing styles become.
ValJor: I haven't seen the movie yet. I'll see it this weekend
sdownin: There are good episodes of Dawson's Creek?
sourwyrm: it was sappy
Lord_Prussian: Because I think it might have been lifted from an episode that never aired
Mike A: You watched Dawson's Creek? HA!
GuyHill: Because George Lucas sucks at this kind of thing
davedanger: worse
Mease19: Due to a NDA, I can't tell you. Really.
dakarp: How dare you slander some show I've never seen by comparing it to the recent Star Wars movies?
chrisesko: Isn't "bad episode of Dawson's Creek" redundant?
djlg: Because Star Yawns is just like several bad episodes of bad TV shows.
snoozefest: ug
leece: Because it was.....oh hang on....
Randy Cox: Bill, your wish is my command.
jttm: She was sooooo cute though... didn't pay attention to dialogue
puffinge: We really need a tribute question for darthcliff, but who performs this type of service these days?
heli: Lucas never was very good at dialog.
CortexBomb: Because the two actors are overrated and Lucas can't write good dialogue to save his life?
skelebone: Oh, crap, I'm not answering any fscking Star Wars questions -- I draw the line here.
CDRodeffer: I never saw Dawson's Creek.
chaddyboy_2000: *yawn*