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¿Question #344?
Claytonius Maximus: Did Adam have a belly button?

Jrtolf: I've no idea.
pricero1: Even though I lived under his bed, he never let me see whether he has a belly button.
oldhoss: Of course not, he's Canadian.
parp: He's a fictional character, so you'd have to ask the author who made him up...
bcooperok: No, but primarily because he was a poetical invention to humanize the creation myth, so he doesn't have a navel anymore than say, Winnie the Pooh.
jegan22280: Does it matter?
KillerPower: I haven't looked after that.
Woelf: probably not
vandemonium: Not sure but some of the Ants did.
oldfan: I wasn't there...
ChipChuck: Yes, he did, I saw it.
thesedarkdice: Sure, why not?
Randy Cox: Why of course he did.
Blott: No.
Diamat: Ask a creationist.
ZeroZilla: One would assume so, seeing that he passed on the genes for them... however, I doubt his needed to be tied off... more likely his was merely a concave flap of skin. My thoughts.
Brund the Decrepit: CAT scan came back with inconclusive evidence.
DHEK: Sure.
elirlandes: Certainly not.
boldot: A big 'ol outie.
blindspot: Hoo hoo hah hah everybody's got one!
POvidiusNaso: Nope.
aramis: Yup
mcross: Yes
bigbadsteve: i dunno, go ask
cln777: Of course! That is where the screw goes to keep your tuckus from falling off.
puffinge: yes. So did Hoss and Little Joe.
vampywife: yes, it was an outy, thus the current male genitalia
PsyJam: I think a better question is, "WAS there an Adam?"
Helenoftroy: that's actually a good book particular for Catholic teenagers
polychemist: yes
KDSN: no
Loquutus: Dunno, but I bet he had some tasty boogers.
Joanna Olsen: Sure ... and God came from space.
brainrob: Does it matter?
Famous Mortimer: Adam who?
Tennantgamer: No, a belly button is a scar and since he was created perfect he would not have a scar. In fact if his children would have been born before the fall they would have healed perfectly--e.g. without scars--bellybuttons.
Culvan: Every Adam I've ever met did.
ZombyDawg: If he didn't then it wouldn't have been in his DNA blueprint and nobody would have one. Wouldn't you design the prototype to be just like all the production models?
sourwyrm: yes
Bahamut-X: Well it's my family name... do I have one? ... yep, check
The Unbeliever: 42
shotokanguy: Yes, because God made humans in his own perfect image and we know that belly buttons are perfect, except for outies which are kind of gross. Damn. So much for the God hypothesis.
scriptorum: There is no Adam; Adam is an amalgam, a metaphor.
skrutsch: Ummm...I guess not, but who knows?
Lord_Prussian: Yes
Belash: yes
jimchris: Yes, all of them did.
snoozefest: huh?
Karlsen: Yeah but it was an outy
jmagnini: nope
merzy: Yep.
AWildEep: Yes. Sewn on.
erli: Probably. I hear he came with all the equipment including useless ones
xlorp: Why did he have nipples?
Bearcat89: Non.
heli: you believe in a literal Adam?
Wintergoblin: yes
DenverWolf: Of course he did.
AlorielLelyn: No, if you consider that he was the only one ever created, not born. But IMO, yes, because he is merely a figure in a story, that is perhaps related to a real life figure, who most certainly did.
fellonmyhead: Do you mean the chap who runs Adam Spielt? I think so.
gnomehome: Was he real ? Did any of his three wives have one ?
hpox: Yes, he's a chicken
TG Mittler: there was no "adam"
derk: Yes, 'cuz he's a concept, not a specific person..
ZiNOS: No!
WasQ: And why I have to know?
CDRodeffer: Probably not.
Blackwind: You believe that Sunday school drivel?
P.O.G.G.: don't see why he would have
chaddyboy_2000: Probably.
djlg: If you want him to. Its up to those who believe that stuff.
BobDodgerBlue: Depends
phantomvortex: I think he might have since God made him and the other created things (i.e., trees) with the appearance of age.
StuartF: Yes
djflippy: Adam was a fictional character in a novel, I believe. As to his belly button...not sure.
yossarians: did Adam exist?
Shakar: No, it started with his sons.
queequeg: nope
jttm: Ahhh.... thats a tough one... no?
Greldin: No
Linnaeus: Do I care?
CortexBomb: Did the snake play backgammon?
WonderCinz: No.
kunnagh: Yes, because God would have created him with somewhere to keep the salt when eating celery naked.
Flyspeck23: Only if God has one too.
TamiWhitsett: which adam?
melissa: Yes. But it probably was an outie.
dakarp: yes
Debate: It was an outie
MisterCranky: Is there a fourth of July in Canada?
seppo21: The only guy I ever knew named Adam had a belly buttom and all of his ribs. He also never lived in a garden. He did have a snake that talked to him and told him to do immoral things.
tragicpoet: Nope, just a nasty scar.
Skyjack: Probably. Why would G_d not give him one?
ValJor: Adam, Eve and the whole f****ing Bible are just inventions by clever men to control the rabble. It's sad to see how much power they still have
janiera: You have to be born to have a belly button... and he was created... so no.
Jim_P: Adam who?
AnakinOU: uhhh sure. Nice try, though.
EYE of NiGHT: No. It is a fictional character. Grow up.
LudesFactor: yes
dietevil: Adam Ant?
Zambo: I have no idea.
disclamer: Adam who?
Mike A: Yes.
skelebone: Nope, but he did have a navel.
IngredientX: Sure. His rib had to come out somewhere.