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¿Question #345?
Claytonius Maximus: What's the difference between a duck?

Jrtolf: Uranus.
pricero1: I don't give a duck.
oldhoss: Love this question! Wish I had thought of it.
n8ath2o: one is an animal one is an action
the manatee: Wrench.
magikaru: another duck
Woelf: One is a duck, the other is a duck.
bcooperok: One has a leg.
ricardofo: A duck. The difference between a duck and the void, the empty set, or nihil is a duck. duck - nothing = duck.
Vistathon: With the lights on or off?
Felimid: A piece of wood, of course. No no - churches, churches - fruit - small rocks - "A witch!" "Exactly - and if the difference between a duck is a witch, then -" Both are made of wood, and if so, they float. Where are those blasted scales? Destroyed by the holy hand grenade, sire.
Cringing Dragon: One of its feet is both the same.
vandemonium: Depends on what you are subtracting. If you subtract a Goose from a duck you'd get MisterCranky.
hob69: One of its legs are both the same.
cgund: ..
Polgara: it's yellow like the other one
Mondior: One of its legs is both the same.
aleo09: and what
Muzza: Dammit, that's what I was going to ask!! The answer is that one of it's legs is both the same.
Rotterdam: and a???
DHEK: Between a duck and what? Gee...
scooterb23: 42
cggritt: One of its legs is both the same
cshelton: night and day
Ninerbaniner: 12, because that's how many pancakes it takes to cover a dog house. And that's only because a motorcycle has no windows. And THAT'S because icecream doesn't have bones.
_Kael_: One you shoot at. The other you do to prevent getting shot.
roman1967: Bananas
ellephai: A gray duck is a goose.
duron600: Nor is the beak.
ZiggyZambo: A duck is more duck than a duck duck.
bigbadsteve: POW!! you just blew my mind
Freejack: Your mom
Case: Snakes don't have armpits
scriptorum: People might confuse this with an enlightened thought experiment, but it's just an incomplete sentence to me.
Big Bad Lex: Your can't get down off an elephant
Shotmagnet: umbrella stand
ralpheous: one of its legs is both the same
Dubbelnisse: It swims better than it walks.
Kasper: its right wing is as long as the other
brainrob: Crispy and aromatic?
engdy: six feet
Chris Page: Viaduct?
Great Dane: it swims better than it walks
xscape: and?
Ozvortex: What's the other choice?
Loquutus: ...Friggin' idiot! Jeez!
DarqueKhaos: One is
Recneps: About two feet.
arkibet: A what?
Culvan: Logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and therefore, a witch!
[Deleted user]: ...and a what...???...or was that a joke...or a pun...or something I don't understand...???
POvidiusNaso: The same as the difference between an orange.
Tushratta: One is both the same.
javelin98: Fnord?
Dante_Cubit: Placido Domingo
Legend Dan: Saturday, because a vest has no sleeves.
sourwyrm: nothing
Suzan: Green
skrutsch: One's an action and one's an animal.
Belash: a goose
chrisesko: You get up from a duck.
leece: Orange sauce, pine nuts and almonds.
puffinge: a duck never says Why would I really give a flying fuck?
Favre4MVP: Just under 3
mandj2001: one has more feathers
glookose: this is the worst question ever
Lord_Prussian: None
4wire: the color
Xae0n: and?
batman: 3 smidgeons
TimTheEnchanter: it's got feathers
Snooze_uk: Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers
erli: Uranus
RandallPeek: Three hedgehogs, a symphony written in crayon, and a hyper-intelligent shade of blue. And mimes.
heli: viaduct
Wintergoblin: What?
Tim Synge: One of its legs are both the same.
AlorielLelyn: Assuming you mean b*e*t*w*e*e*n - a - d*u*c*k = x.... then x = -a + e^3btwn - udkc. If we assign values to the letters based on their position in the alphabet (a=1, b=2, etc) then we end up with x = -1 + 5^3*2*20*23*14 - 21*4*11*3 = -1 + 1610000 - 2772 = 1607227... Therefore the difference between a duck = 1607227
gnomehome: Is it a long-distance-duck or a regular duck ?
isolated: Edgar Allen Poe wrote on both.
Cal Mac: Twice as much as half the difference
solove: One of it's feet are both the same
BilboAtBagEnd: Yes.
Jackwraith: Another duck.
CDRodeffer: Your mom.
fsumarc: with one wing and a duck with two wings? Why, that's a difference of a pinion!
Grimwold: One of its legs is both the same
Blackwind: and a what?
TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY: water off my back
fellonmyhead: The bill.
onky: The air in the middle.
darthcliff: Ducks are figments of your imagination
dakarp: an uc
CortexBomb: Plutonium Meltdown
BobDodgerBlue: Never Answer
nerman8r: About six pounds, I reckon.
yossarians: why a duck?
funkhauser: Moo?
chaddyboy_2000: The further up the much.
snoozefest: 0
Shakar: The color.
Denise: Why not a duck?
queequeg: ...
jttm: Thirty virgins.
Fa�l: Obviously the leg, especially the left one
TamiWhitsett: it's a hell of a quacker
Flyspeck23: Another duck.
Gelatinous Goo: because the higher it flies, the much
melissa: Fish
Aldie: They float.
tragicpoet: Peking.
Skyjack: Half a duck
shumyum: Adildosayswhat?
WasQ: and a....?
Jim_P: I don't know... but it's tallied on the bill
Xlyce: 2 oranges
ensor: One quacks.
skelebone: Fish.
EndersGame: Yellow, but only on Wednesdays. I had one once, but the wheels fell off. Try inserting coin first, and then plug into socket.
Ebon Wendigo: Usually 20 HP or so.
ynnen: The webbing between his toes
bop517: Don't mess with the Duck! o
louiseh: The nose