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¿Question #3950?
puffinge: What's the funniest bumper sticker you have seen?

notafish: Hmmm...a ton of Portlanders like to express themselves via bumper stickers. They cover their cars in bumper stickers. I find that funny.
pwilz: I brake for no apparent reason.
theaarondean: Obey Gravity, It's the Law
Woelf: Nixon/Agnew - which I saw on a car about a year ago.
Jatoha: Oh Oh OH!! I have a good one, last week I saw this bumper sticker on an old truck: Honk if a part falls off.
slate43: My Kharma ran over your Dogma.
Zedsdead: There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
MamaRat: Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country.
Nikku: Shut up hippie!
mintylish: I support U.P.D.O.C.
hob69: I Shot J.R. Classic.
cgund: "Viva Bush!" (Hispanics supportive of George Bush)
42ndSSD: Meat--it's what's for dinner!
Phil Fleischmann: P.E.T.A. - People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
mbrna: "The only Bush I trust is my own"
Vampyur: Dennis Kucinich for President
kathleenryan: Custer Wore Arrow Shirts
nguthrie: "this vehicle insured by Smith and wesson." on a wonder bread van.
bigbadsteve: i love animals. they're delicious! i have seen ones i like better, but cant remember them
Lord Ramius: Iik rem wel voor dieren, maar niet voor Martin Gauss. Translates as this: I brake for animals but not for Martin Gauss. Martin Gauss is a local celeb, that works with animals and is found really annoying most of times
Muzza: 'My other car is also a piece of sh*t'. Not very funny is it.
DHEK: Can't really remember any really funny ones, though I'm sure I've seen plenty.
themagni: "My other bumper sticker is also a bumper sticker." The car had two of them.
matthewjhoskins: Jesus Loves you... and everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
_Kael_: "Don't wash - science project!" That car was dirty as hell
zwinx: Hiroshima '45, Vietnam '65, Windows '95
apecage: "Welcome To L.A. Now Go Home."
Leo-T: "If you can read this, get the f**k off my ass."
pellitieri: My Ford Pinto is built better than Jane Fonda
dietevil: Reunite Gondawanaland
duLac956: "If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?" and "Bush made me a Democrat"
Cut & Space: "Baby on board", ... so funny, hihi, haha!!!
arkibet: If you be sinnin' while you be livin' then you be knowing where you be goin'
vampywife: I kinda like the "if you can read this get off my ass" ones.
heli: Seen in Utah: "Disco sucks; Punk swallows.
jcarvin: any John Kerry for Pres bumper-stickers, they just make me laugh!
Helenoftroy: You'll have to pry my gun from my cold dead hand
brainrob: Splat A Puffin Today
Dhunam: Vote for Bush
Pirate Penguin: Horn broken, watch for finger
confuse_a_cat: I saw one that read "My Honor Roll Student Beat Up Your Kid Who Beat Up Another Honor Roll Student"
axarca: My Killer Robot Skull F*@%ed Your Honor Student
POvidiusNaso: Bush/Cheney '04.
kimapesan: "Guns don't kill people. They kill dinner."
GrandpaDave: Something about aborting Jesus.
GuyHill: cant remember
WyldKarde: "My other bumper sticker is witty"
erli: Frodo failed! Bush has the ring!
matthew.marquand: Scrub the shrub. Plant a Bush in Texas.
Lord_Prussian: I wish I could remember
chaddyboy_2000: The one tattooed to your mom's ass.
jttm: God loves stupid people. He made so many.
sos1: Beam me up, Scotty, there's no intelligent life here
puffinge: "If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-EAT-SHIT" and the one about my son beating up your honor roll student. Boy that's alot of dead kittens.
Dave: "Every time puffinge asks a GeekQuestion, God kills a kitten."
Randy Cox: My favorite is probably "nice people swallow", which is placed next to the bold white-on-black square stickers that say "mean people suck". My wife particularly liked this one when she moved here from Boston: "We don't give a damn how you did it up North."
CDRodeffer: You know those white lettering on purple background bumper stickers that read "Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty"? Well, if you slice that vertically, you can get one that reads "Practice random senseless acts". I've always liked that.
skelebone: Kansas : It's as bigoted as you think.
Spielfreak: Give blood -- play rugby