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¿Question #4109?
Legend Dan: Why did the chicken cross the road?

ocdspectrum: Gotta be because of that damn Hydra!
pricero1: It was following Juliette.
copcopps: because it had a blueberry beak
asmyr42: To get in touch with the generational zeitgeist that had been escaping him.
Jythier: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, SIR!
Boltana: Because it was stuck to the porcupine's quills.
Spirit of 70: It was an inevitable result of political evolution.
Felimid: Cowardice. :)
beccaday: Because the cute rooster was on the other side.
daveroswell: To get to the KFC and free his brothers!
Nevin: Because he got loose from his cage.
kathleenryan: To get the mango.
Chris Page: To get away from the recurring joke.
The Unbeliever: 42
mattmoss: Because he was stapled to the duck.
aleo09: you gotta ask her
Pigs Breakfast: It was stapled to the monkey... or maybe the dead baby...
jannelle: To get to the other side - duh!
POvidiusNaso: To get away from Colonel Sanders.
clandaith: He was taped to the back of turtle
DHEK: To get to the other side... sigh...
HarryFlashmanKBE: So that he could ask a pointless question.
mrspank: To get to the other side.
chiesi: It's better to die on the road than with H5N1
Asmoridin: *shrugs
ZiggyZambo: seriously? are you really asking this question?
bigbadsteve: he didnt, the whole thing was just a joke
duLac956: So it wouldn't have to answer your questions
ArmHead: to get to the other side.
Mike A: He heard that the road was going to cross him first, so he figured he'd get it out of the way.
SybotCB: To get to the other side
nibuen: to eat
brainrob: Inane again
FrozenHoHos: To get a closer look at the Porsche going 220km/h (ask to see email)
andrewp: It didn't. The road moved underneath it.
SenorOcho: To escape the brain spiders!
xscape: beats me
slapdash: blue
thnikkaman: because he was glued to the chicken... wait I'm telling this wrong
scriptorum: Adventure. Excitement. Date with a rooster.
djflippy: To get the barbequed wormomino
Harold Godwinson: So she'd remember where her treasure was buried
puffinge: his dick was stuck in the pervert.
polychemist: it didn't, the earth moved under the chicken
jttm: Is "cross the road" a euphemism for something else?
skelebone: Chicken crosswalk?
mrbeankc: to get to the other side
Lord_Prussian: Because there was a game of T&E starting up on the other side.
chaddyboy_2000: His dick was stuck in the other chicken.
CDRodeffer: No, no, no. The straight line goes "Why did the ugly duckling cross the pond?" And then the punch line goes, "Because the crocodile dared him to do a swan dive." Get it? SWAN dive???
Spielfreak: It wasn't the chicken's fault! That fickle road just gets angry too easily.