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¿Question #4110?
Legend Dan: How did I get these scratches on my shoulder?

Horchatax: Sneaky cats
wannaoreo: Cougar
vandemonium: Werewolf was giving you kisses with his teeth.
Felimid: The evil invisible witch who never trimmed her fingernails and has the hots for you. Since she's invisible she'll be perfect as a blind date. Interested?
Randy Cox: I give you one hint, honey, you sure did put on a show.
dselljr: Wrestling with a cactus.
miscalculation: Werewolf. Might want to look into that.
sweetgotham: Sorry. My bad.
Fortune: I dunno, were you drunk perhaps?
coyotelaughs: That sounds like a good night to me
kingofthegrill: lather, rinse, repeat....oh, wait. i dunno
ZeroZilla: Chupacabras! Look to your goats, man!
Hector Vortac: As much as you play werewolf you have to ask?
Puquak: The Lurkers from Lost Patrol has escaped their game box.
Geosmores: my cat
atrium: Please ask something that people would, like, know.
dude163: motorcycle crash
ZiggyZambo: your cat?
terp8in: Prison.
Dvlbrd666: from a large inmate while having unprotected deep anal sex
DHEK: Your boyfriend was a bit too rough with you, I think.
Chris Page: The cat came back.
aleo09: running through the woods
sdonohue: A gentleman wouldn't say.
Cut & Space: man, if you don't know, how could I?
masaakunokouchi: stupidty
ZombyDawg: You aren't supposed to take your parrot on the roller coaster with you.
scriptorum: Rough sex with a bovine.
vampywife: no way we want to know.
duLac956: They're stretch marks
dmomo: Woman
xandryyte: Sounds like werewolf behavior to me...
bigbadsteve: bra straps chafe?
Cromaa: I dunno...if it was the same way I got these scratches on my shoulder then we should both kick the crap out of her....she knows who she is
herman_the_german: I give up. Does it have anything to do with your grafted-on metal claws?
Dorque: Stirge.
joebelanger: Start standing up and walking like Homo Erectus. No need to slither around on your back anymore. Didn't you get the memo?
Blacknightjj: do you want to go camping again?
WatchmanX2000: cat
POvidiusNaso: You were picked up by a Harpy and dropped into the Crags.
brainrob: You were itchy
Helenoftroy: teehee, I'll never tell ;)
bekudno: Bad massage?
DaGen: the cat did it
themagni: It's probably leprosy.
puffinge: it was probably my monkey
tipigi: Alien abduction...
Loquutus: You mean you don't remember us last night?
arkibet: from dating women with long nails.
darthcliff: Is this anything like "The Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls"?
MochaKimono: Wild passionate squirrel love.
Regault: Panther
GrandpaDave: Too much rough play
djlg: Stupidity symptoms.
matthew.marquand: escaped naked mole rat
Thedalek: You are secretly an agent with a highly classified government agency. Your cover is so deep, not even you know your secret identity.
MisterCranky: Hang on, I'll get the rape kit.
ValJor: How the hell would I know?
jttm: Dan, when a sheep says "no", it means "no"
skelebone: You know, my wife once asked me how I got scratches on my back and shoulders, and believe you me, there was hell to pay.
Lord_Prussian: You might want to look into that further
chaddyboy_2000: I don't know.
CDRodeffer: Are you a werewolf?
Spielfreak: Sounds like you've been in the sheep pen again...