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¿Question #4605?
Randy Cox: What's your most embarrassing story about being naked/semi-naked?

ZeroZilla: This isn't exactly what you asked for, but I'll use it: In Junior High (a terrible time for teasing/embarrassment) I used to wear very thin gym-shorts. I thought they were comfortable, because they breathed pretty well, unlike their thicker cousins. During the Presidential Fitness Tests (which were an extra-long gym period for us), I came to find out (later, and with much cruel fun being had at my expense) that I had a very noticeable erection while I was doing chin-ups. I should mention A) that I wasn't aware of it, and B) that the whole class watched each person's attempt at the bar. Yeah, that was not a fun couple of weeks.
DHEK: Don't really have one.
jasta6: don't have one...................................
brainrob: Nothing springs to mind
Great Dane: never had any embarrassing moments when naked
Tushratta: I'm not embarassed by being naked.
mgringo: I am a naturalist, so it's pretty hard for me to get embarrassed. Once I had to stay in the ocean for ten minutes to avoid coming out on the beach with an erection. I was provoked.
nexttothemoon: Long story...the short of it was that I was just a kid and you can't hold what I did as a naive, curious and exploratory kid against me now.
POvidiusNaso: I don't really have one. Though it seems I leave my zipper open all the time, Mr. Johnson has never ventured to make an appearance.
GrandpaDave: Streaking through a park wearing a hat...on a dare...I had a lot of pride...but now it's all gone.
Belash: all i remember is a lot of laughing.
ZombyDawg: I streaked through my hotel in Montego Bay, Jamaica. But I was really drunk so I wasn't embarrassed at all.
skelebone: I'm not embarrassed by being naked/semi-naked.
jttm: It involves butter, a tuba, and a dress
chaddyboy_2000: My dad took me to the tavern with him while I was in my underwear. I didn't want to go with him, but for some reason he made me go. I think I was 5 or 6 at the time.
Lord_Prussian: I don't think I have a good story
CDRodeffer: I have no such stories.
skrutsch: I was going out to the garage to get something from the car and I didn't have socks on, I almost stepped on a toad. The next morning I put on socks, just socks, to go out to the garage. There was that toad again. How was I to free him in my current state of dress. Could I open the garage and shoo him out? I think not. I picked him up and stuck him out the back door.
Randy Cox: As a teenager, while we were playing football at a friend's house, I went to piss through the fence onto the grass of the factory next door, only to find out (after finishing) that the neighboorhood girls were "picnicking" there.