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¿Question #50?
Aldie: Robot or Monkey?

ocdspectrum: Robot is more useless, but monkeys are more fun.
Hendal: why is robot monkey not an option, I want my lawyer this is BS
BOBBYCAN: I'll go with robot.
oldhoss: Robots don't poop. Accordingly they will not fling their poo at you or at the walls or into the Beef Stroganoff. Therefore, robot.
pricero1: I am neither, and whilst I do share a common ancestry with monkeys, I have yet to take my family tree back that far.
Woelf: Gotta give this one to the robot. The monkey's hatred of technology is too non-specific to maintain the required focus against an individual robot. For the robot it's personal, because it hates that specific monkey.
Tadpoleface: Monkey
chervil: Monkey, every time
DMF2: Pirate !
andrewhodkinson: Robot: shiny robots are attractive but monkey shines are irritating. There's also the issue of poop and the flinging of it.
weed131: robot, they're cleaner
woodnoggin: Monkey
beerbear: PSHH. Robot is going to win. If it doesn't then the engineer is going to get fired.
resin: I am both, yet neither.
bcooperok: Where?!!
otrex: Monkey... Pirate Monkey
Narl: Robot, I do not have to feed him.
axeme: Robot. No crap to sling around.
LankyEngineer: Although you could spank a robot, it wouldn't be as funny. I choose monkey.
kingofthegrill: robot
erak: Born in the year of the monkey. Sidenote: it drives me nuts when people call chimpanzees monkeys. They're apes. There's a difference.
vlmarshall: Robot Ninja Monkeys! Ok, ok... Robot.
Boot2daHead: Monkeys who program robots that build other robots that are shaped like monkeys.
bravhart007: Robot totally
ZeroZilla: Monkey.
ellephai: Robot. Monkeys are OK, and the ones on the moon have developed advanced civilizations, but I hardly think a monkey would have known how to destroy the Death Star.
zircher: Robot
Ebon Wendigo: Robot, they're not as messy
DHEK: Robot.
POvidiusNaso: Monkey.
ZiggyZambo: robot
blindspot: Monkey
aleo09: for what function
unixrevolution: Why choose? Robot Monkey! But i'd have to say Robot.
PsyJam: Monkey
woonklepuff: Monkey
GrimJester: Robot Monkey!
suncrush: Monkey
Sardukar: Robot!
Beelzebub: Depends on the costs of food vs. batteries.
vampywife: Robot for practicality, Monkey for the cute factor...maybe a Robot Monkey would do the trick!
Cut & Space: monkey for sure
eschaton1000: Robot monkey.
falloutfan: Robotic Monkeys!
Dorque: Yup.
RobotFan: Robot ALWAYS, no contest.
dahtcom: Monkey. In double-overtime.
troken: monkey
bigbadsteve: monkeybot
korppu: Robot
Felicity: monkey
LemonyFresh: robot
SenorOcho: Which monkey? Which robot?
Tennantgamer: robot alien killer monkey
jasta6: Monkey
MDettmer81: Monkey
jellospike: ROBOT
mats-k: Robot
javelin98: Robot.
ZombyDawg: Robot
MochaKimono: Robot.
scriptorum: Robot, flinging it's own oil at other robots.
archduke: i prefer white meat
Dr. No: both: Cygor
Thedalek: Robot.
Culvan: Robot. Less messy, and no one will get mad if I take it apart to see how it works.
The Unbeliever: 42
lwheeler: Robot
shotokanguy: monkey
puffinge: monkey
stephensj23: Robot chicken
skrutsch: to the death?
Musti: Monkey
Lord_Prussian: Monkey
dpuskas73: Monkey
erli: Monkey robot
Lucimara: Robot.
sifu-uk: monkey
jmagnini: how bout a robot monkey?
2amp: robotic monkey?
rawk: robot
Windopaene: Robot...Unless it's a Sandwich Monkey
apotheos: Monkey Robots (or, perferably, Simian Samurai Robots)
edbonet: robot
isolated: Robot.
Oborro: monkey
AlorielLelyn: Monkeys are alive, whereas robots are not. I respect life. I choose robot on the grounds that I do not want monkeys abused.
kennyb: i want 12 monkeys
-Johnny-: Beep Beep
thugbert: cyborg monkey
Spielfreak: Haven't you always wanted a monKEY
GuyHill: Robot
Scott Tepper: For eating, or for playing music?
CDRodeffer: Robomonkey
Blackwind: Robot
TiNYTimIDFluffYBunnY: monkey
Bluenose: Robot
Young David: C-3PO
Gorski: Android
Ludocrazy: Monkey
geberus: Monkey
UhhhClem: Monkey!
djflippy: Monkbot
chaddyboy_2000: Monkey.
Michael Becker: I wonder what Frank Zappa would do?
netfilterz: Robot
BobDodgerBlue: Robot
Critical Mass: monkey
klellingson: Robot
Ripkil: monkey
Pseudo Nymh: Whichever one is a ninja.
yossarians: Robot
seanp: I'd take monkey if I could control the feces throwing...
snoozefest: robot
hakko504: Ape, not the m-word
djlg: Monkey.
queequeg: robot
scribidinus: Robot everytime.
Gelatinous Goo: thanks, now the robot monkey nightmares will start again
Eric Haas: Robot Monkey Space Pirate
ejmowrer: Robot, if it's a good one, otherwise Monkey... but only if it's trained not to throw feces.
PopeBrain: Robot
WonderCinz: Robot.
Magnus the Blue: Monkey, but a Robot Monkey would be cool too...
Flyspeck23: Robot.
Scurra: Ninja
tragicpoet: Pffft. Monkey Robot (duh)
Sky Knight X: Monkey
hibikir: Space, mutated, zombie pirate cyborg Monkey! eek!
seppo21: I prefer the robot monkies. They told me to say that. They are watching us all.
Sparta: Robotic Monkey
Mike A: Yes.
EYE of NiGHT: Depends. Depends on the sophistication of both robot or monkey. I mean, there are monkeys and there are monkeys.
skelebone: Monkey, every time.
Zambo: Vampire
daw65: Monkey. Not necessarily on the moon.
nix342: Monkey
mvonahnen: Robot, less clean up
Gregarius: Robot with a monkey brain (visible under a glass dome, of course)
IngredientX: A monkey that shits RAM.
Donkey Thong: Robot Monkey (I'm predicting this will be by far the most popular answer)
Spielguy: Huh?
Jatoha: Monkey
Geniesse: Monkey!
dietevil: Depends on if the Robot is Marvin or Mr. Data
Claytonius Maximus: Robotic Monkey
NickB: You don't have to clean up after a robot.
jdroscha: monkey
Zambogirl: both!
Linnaeus: Robot - you don't have to change their diapers.
Geosphere: Robo
mnvalente: probably robot (engineer side) but also monkey
shumyum: Monkey Mate in the jungle; Robot replicate in factory. They both love their mother. Why must they hate each other?
walk_softly: touch my monkey
rkalajian: Robotic Monkey
Dante_Cubit: Robot
WasQ: robot
sumo: Robot
gnomehome: Robo humpin' slobo ape
MisterCranky: Obviously not an exclusive or: Robo-Monkey
gashlycrumb: Sock Monkey
Fawkes: Domo arigato Mister Roboto.
hooded_paladin: Neither.
mistermarino: Monkey
Septic: Robot. . . .robot monkey?
melissa: Monkey!
Friendless: monkey
bbenston: Robot
MikeMKH: Robot
CortexBomb: Why choose?
ynnen: Monkey-shaped robots.
berserkley: Robot
manowarplayer: Robot.
willythesnitch: monkey
PghArch: Robot. No... Monkey. Wait, wait, Robot! Hmm, what was the question again?
janiera: Robot
ensor: Robot
Shakar: A robot acting like a monkey.
meccaneer: Robot.
tiredmind: Robot... I am a robot, i'm talking like a robot... you're stuck up you know... i know... do you want some chocolate? my mother says i should not have chocolate...
midnightferret: monkey
ValJor: For a serious job I would prefer a robot but to have some fun the monkey would do fine.
Aldie: Robot.
jttm: Robot.
fteplin: Robot
ping9x: Robot