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¿Question #5049?
Otterdance: Who would win a speedboat race - Morgan Freeman or Michael Stipe?

pwilz: I want to motorboat and have it narrated by Morgan Freeman.
fedspaz: which one has a bigger engine?
vandemonium: I don't know but I do know I'd like to play motorboat.
Felimid: Morgan Freeman.
jpowelltheowl: Morgan Freeman, no question.
Skwib: Captain Morgan.
Woelf: Morgan Freeman
sockmonk: ]
mintylish: Morgan Freeman
mayhew96: Stipe
Bluenose: The speedboat.
everlong205: Morgan Freeman. Michael Stipe is bald.
Muzza: Morgan
kingmaker fan: Morgan Freeman
Benzebub: Michael Stipe
DHEK: I dunno. Are either of them any good in using a speedboat?
kkwls: The dashing Mr. Freeman!
elirlandes: Good grief.
aleo09: depends on the boat and their abilities.
Ebon Wendigo: I think most speedboats would be much faster than either of those gentlemen.
jellospike: Stipe has more Skull Power.
mpw182: Stipe would have to sing a song just to figure what direction to face, Freeman would be hampered by carrying the weight of Ashley Judd's career
evilone: Morgan Freeman rules...
TimTheEnchanter: freeman
rawdawg: my mom
MaksimSmelchak: Speed Racer and he'd do it with a monkey as well!
Cromaa: Freeman
kronik: Freeman, Stipe's just in denial.
scriptorum: That's a good question, but I think we'd need to pit them in a speedboat race to determine the answer.
weizur: Morgan Freeman
brainrob: MF
Android: who cares.
gregor1863: Freeman, Stipe would be worried too much about the damage the engine was causing to the environment.
Sheylon: I imagine they would both float.
DeSangre: Morgan Stipe
Loquutus: We have sunk to a new GeekQuestion low.
TaliaIsabelle: Freeman I suppose
POvidiusNaso: Morgan.
jttm: Stipe is a little more aerodynamic.
Lord_Prussian: Stipe
skelebone: Morgan, Stipe's a pussy behind the wheel of a boat.
chaddyboy_2000: Probably the third guy.
puffinge: I know them both, and I still have no idea why they would race each other in speedboats. I'll go with the younger one then, Stipe.
CDRodeffer: I don't know either of them. The better speedboat racer?