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¿Question #5050?
Otterdance: Everyone knows the 'My dog has no nose" joke. What body part would you use in a follow up joke about a dog not having a body part?

Chiselphane: Spleen.
uglifruit: My dog has no tail. How does it ]
Xanthum: My Cat has no feet. How does he catch things? Impawsably.
Woelf: Uranus
pakruse: No tongue: how does he taste? A little stringy.
Spirit of 70: Thyroid gland.
OneOO: My dog has no skeletal system/How does he support himself?/He got a job./Ooooooooh...
Hendal: one about the sex I would guess
Paladin_fin: My dog has no tail. // How do you know when he's happy? // He stops biting me.
cgund: ..
sovSoyuz: tail. poor dog, though.
Diamat: My dog has no god
vandemonium: opposable thumb
BagpipeDan: Leg
jeblucas: Something exotic. Like a crop or swim bladder.
techgirl: My dog has no tongue. How does he taste? Like chicken.
foxxdye: My dog has no soul.
Impr3ssion: Hand!
sbwilson: Reminds me of a song I heard as a kid: I'm looking over my dead dog Rover that I overlooked before. One leg is missing, the second leg is gone. The third leg is scattered all over the lawn. The forth leg remaining, there's no need explaining, it's over by the kitchen door. Oh I'm looking over my dead dog Rover that I overran with the mower!
sirgawayne: Um... not sure that's appropriate to answer...
DHEK: "My dog has no tongue. How does it taste?"
puffinge: my dog has no legs. Wanna go for a drag, boy?
Whiskey Jack: Uvula
ZiggyZambo: I don't know that joke...
captpackrat: *****
GrimJester: I don't know that joke. Could you tell it to me please?
SisyphusX: Legs.
engdy: Spleen. Hands down.
Deeghter: Tits!
mrspank: An ass.
confuse_a_cat: Actually, I doubt everyone knows the joke. Here goes: "Hey, did you know that my dog has no nose?" "Really? How does he smell?" "Awful."
bigbadsteve: pancreas
djlg: plumage
SiddGames: Not sure I know the original joke... I'll go with the tail though.
_Kael_: Tell me the joke. I don't no it. Honestly.
Loquutus: What would you call a dog with 3 legs? Tippy!
Cavedog_pdx: This question is just so sad.
Nat Saamanen: I don't know that joke!
skrutsch: I'm not sure it works with other parts.
jttm: Tail
Lord_Prussian: What's the joke?
skelebone: Ich habe ein Hund der keine nase hat. Wie riecht es? Schrecklich.
chaddyboy_2000: Probably a liver.
CDRodeffer: Toes
Randy Cox: I don't know the "My dog has no nose" joke, so it's very hard to answer. I rate this question about a 3.5. If you tell us the joke, I'll give it a resounding 8.