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¿Question #596?
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spacerx: shave his belly with a rusty razor.
DHEK: Throw him in the brig to let him sober up.
scriptorum: Upholster him and use as an ottoman.
Andrew Snyder: make him play monopoly with the battleship
WatchmanX2000: Shave his belly with a rusty razor, stick him in the bilge and make him drink it, and a few other things.... why do you ask? do you have a drunken sailor handy?
heli: You're reminding me that I haven't played Kontor in several years and suddenly I kind of miss it, maybe mostly the look of those cards.
Lord_Prussian: Point him to the nearest hammock.
kennyb: put him in the long boat till he gets sober
CDRodeffer: Hire him at Exxon.
IngredientX: "Shanghai the bastard to Australia." Ask a difficult one now.
Blackwind: Duh! You put him in a bunk with the captains daughter OR you shave his belly with a rusty razor.
chaddyboy_2000: Take his money.
berserkley: you mean erlie in the morning?
janiera: Put him to bed
ValJor: Walk the plank?
Flyspeck23: Early in the morning?
skelebone: Kick him in the junk (only applicable for drunken Chinese sailors)