First | Prev || Next | Last
¿Question #745?
EndersGame: If you could choose, how would you like to die?

ocdspectrum: Quietly in the night, with people knowing that my end is very near.
The Monstrous Jake: I won't say publicly, but it involves a lot of college cheerleaders and an ice skating rink.
Woelf: Massive explosion that takes out the invading alien mothership.
purplewurple: Teleporter accident.
Princess Superman: really really old
Phil Fleischmann: By being incinerated by the sun going nova, billions of years from now.
sludgemariner: In my sleep
rinelk: With intact organs, in a hospital with several compatible organ recipients.
DasViktor: As an old, old man knockin' boots!
jcb231: In the great war of 4257.
Dammawail97: Old Age
shumby: wouldn't you like to know!
chockle: Sleeping
alter_id: instantly.
cletusk82: quickly
DroppEcho: Under a tide of rolling cubes....
Boot2daHead: When the sun explodes. Don't know when that will happen, but it's a long time from now.
Wibblenut: don't mind as long as i can take the rest of humanity with me :D
virre: not at all
42ndSSD: Death is so... passe.
abrannan: In my sleep
DHEK: I'd like to die peacefully and painlessly.
Pippin123: very very old...
ulyssus: Choking on beer.
White Stone: In my sleep. Or really fast - I'm afraid of pain.
jaibrown: In the future.
POvidiusNaso: Not sure yet. Ask again later.
unixrevolution: By being smothered in breasts.
Leo-T: suddenly
Karlos the Jackal: Anything but getting hit by a school bus filled with junior high school students. Man, that would suck.
Cut & Space: healthy, old and in my sleep
jjloc: in my sleep
davidme: I'd like a specific meteor to land on my head. That meteor is now several million light years away.
KentuckyKid: In a motorcycle crash when I am 120.
ryokowerx: In my sleep at an obscenely old age
mintylish: Like my great great grandfather... He woke up one morning at age 101 and said to his son, "Herb, I feel different than I've ever felt in my entire life. Do you think I might be dying?" That afternoon he took a nap and never woke up.
Chris Barnard: Peacefully in my sleep...unlike my passengers who would die screaming.
vampywife: in my sleep, peacefully and painlessly
Nekura: Brain aneurysm
mlanza: Painlessly in my sleep.
jasta6: Too scarry to think about. Plus, whatch what you wish for.... You might get it.
bigbadsteve: I would prefer to just cease living
puck4604: with my boots on
Stephen Glenn: I can choose.
brainrob: With my dignity intact
Unitbuster: Battling to the death with a giant robotic panda
Gialmere: In my sleep.
ctalbot: Dramatically.
simon craddock: in my sleep
slowcorner: Walk out of the confessional, and just as I finish saying my penance, the church goes up in a gas explosion before I can so much as think one evil, selfish thought.
GeminiWeb: saving the ones Iove
davebo: over easy
Agrajag: In the final crushing blow at the end of humanity.
skrutsch: with Scott after we had all out business settled, no lingering
matthew.marquand: die laughing at my great grandchildren playing in the sand while visiting me on my own island.
Claytonius Maximus: By lethal injection, having been convicted of murdering a certain question asker.
Lord_Prussian: quickly
The Unbeliever: 42
Mosse: Happy
yossarians: a heart attack after winning an 8 hour game of Twilight Imperium
Randy Cox: By living until every other human in the Universe is gone, too and then I just evaporate instantly.
scriptorum: Vaporization. And I take you down with me.
ThatFalafelGirl: Happy
dietevil: painlessly in my sleep when I'm really old and starting to get bored
mandj2001: Quietly in my sleep, on my 105th birthday, in my summer retreat in the south of Italy, the day after I spent the last of the 3.4 billion dollars that I made from selling my website when I was 35.
tragicpoet: Instantaneously (gimme geek gold If I spelled that right)
Jern: When I'm very, very old
rawk: in my sleep
dictator555: Freezing to death on an iceberg off the Alaska coast at the age of 99.
Tim Synge: Last.
jimchris: With as much wit as possible.
RandallPeek: Freezing to death when the sun burns out in a few billion years.
2amp: i want to go quietly in my sleep like my grandfather. not yelling like the passengers on his bus
cobra: as painless as possible
Wintergoblin: In my sleep
snoozefest: old age
Toxidyne: By winning the powerball.
BaSL: not
DenverWolf: while I'm sleeping
isolated: Lightning...when I'm really old.
ping9x: Quick
AlorielLelyn: I plan to live forever
gnomehome: After a good, healthy life without much sorrow.
Belash: in my sleep, peacefully
steef: old age
Nightmare: In my sleep
shippert: Spectacularly. But without any pain.
kennyb: in a rocket doing a swan dive into the sun
echoota: A thousand years from now
m_r_tyler: In my sleep.
marjhan: Later than sooner
GuyHill: quietly
Blackwind: painlessly
fsumarc: at the peak of an orgasm. in space. at zero gravity. in a giant ball of raspberry jello. while listening to AC/DC. loud. hehe or in my sleep.
manowarplayer: I'd like to die as a wealthy, happy, healthy old man of an unexpected coronary suffered from another all nighter with my trophy wife!
PopeBrain: First, she cuts each of my fingers off one by one. Then, she moves onto my toes. Once they are gone, she ties both hands behind my back and breaks both of my legs. Next, she burns my scrotum with a cigar and lights my hair on fire. After that, she throws my maimed body down a slide of razor blades into a pool of salt water. Next, she retrieves me just before I drown and uses a pliers to rip my remaining bits of skin off. Next, she takes said plyers and pulls the finger and toenails off of my severed fingers and shoves them up my nose. Then she takes a 2x4 and smashes me in the face. Next, she takes a chisel and pops off my kneecaps and uses a screwgun to attach them to my tits. Then, she rips one arm off and uses a blowtorch to stop the bleeding, then shoves my arm as far up my ass as she can get it. Next, she ties my remaining arm to one of my broken legs and kicks me in the ribs until one of my lungs is punctured. As I am gasping for breath, she starts driving railroad spikes into my buttcheeks with a sledgehammer. After that, she attaches an electrode to my one free leg and my ear and turns on a low voltage current. As I convulse, she rips my lower jaw off with a crowbar, puts the broken ends of the jawbone in my eyesockets, and slams them into my brain with the karate chop. If that doesn't kill me, nothing will.
dakarp: In full posession of all of my mental faculties.
CDRodeffer: Quickly, before my brain realizes it.
haraggan: Crushed to death by my games collection, or shot by a jealous husband
DangerMouse: In my sleep at the age of 102.
puffinge: fall asleep during a game and never wake up
onky: Peacefully.
shumyum: Drowning.
djlg: Old
chaddyboy_2000: Painlessly.
UhhhClem: How does the saying go? Shot to death by a jealous husband at 95?
geberus: adrenaline
Shakar: A bullet in each arm & leg, my stomach wide open and ants all over me.
raolsson: Surprise me
louiseh: suddenly
BobDodgerBlue: Quickly
MisterCranky: Via JATO booster rockets strapped to the hood of my car.
Aldie: in my sleep.
ValJor: If I could choose, I would rather not die.
ct_cruiser: In my sleep
Flyspeck23: Quick.
jttm: Orgasmic shock
skelebone: Quickly, painlessly.
queequeg: morphine drip
berserkley: in the saddle
ynnen: In the midst of doing something altruistic or redemptive so people remember me in a positive light instead of remembering only by quirks and faults.
CortexBomb: Heroin overdose