#223384: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Is Boris Johnson the D00MSTALKER?

#223386: (UNKNOWN)

#223383: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Why oh why oh do you own a yoyo?

#223381: (UNKNOWN)

BOBBYCAN: How many of Quentin Tarantino's movies have you not seen?

#223385: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: In order to counteract the grim, hassley nonsense of a big square, floppy rulebook, have you considered using a sheet music stand for it? Just thought of the idea. Gonna try it tonight!

#223380: (UNKNOWN)

RealGuest: When's the game day?

#223382: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: On a scale of 1 - Slim City to 10 - Big Fat blobby nobby, how uncultured am I if I buy eight slices of beautifully thin sliced Serrano ham and scoff the whole lot in one sitting?

#223375: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Let's do this! You ready?

#223379: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: As the human race gets fatter and fatter why are more things made that restrict and inhibit the use of sausage fingers?

#223370: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: Are we on the same road?

#223369: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: When?

#223371: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: Can you think of any improvements we could make to the yellow brick road?

#223376: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: What opened your eyes recently?

#223347: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Good morning! I really slept in! I made it all the way to 6am. It was wonderful. What time did you awake the last time you slept in?

#223377: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Good morning! I noticed that it hasn't happened yet. What is the signal for it to begin?

#223378: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Would mobile phone usage be so much easier if there were cursor keys on the pop-up keyboard?

#223352: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: How best to use PD's church office?

#223372: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: Would you please point me in the right direction?

#223345: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: Who do you want to share your office with?

#223373: (UNKNOWN)

freechinanow: With inflation what it is, why are there still coupons that only save you 25 cents?

#223363: (UNKNOWN)

freechinanow: What’s the most “thumbs” or “likes” you’ve gotten on any one single thing on the internet?

#223365: (UNKNOWN)

oriecat: How vague do you like your questions?

#223336: (UNKNOWN)

rayzg: Do you incorporate rope skipping in your exercise regiment?

#223356: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: Does Vader count as a Disney villain?

#223364: (UNKNOWN)

oriecat: What do you like to call it?

#223359: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: What type of player are you?

#223319: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: About how spontaneous are you?

#223367: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Don't you just love walking up mountains on bright winter full moon nights?

#223328: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: If MABBY agreed to come over, how many games of TWISTER would he want to play?

#223324: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: When was the last time you weren't wearing a shirt in public?

#223346: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: How many people can know a secret before it stops being a secret?

#223366: (UNKNOWN)

oriecat: Is it vague or just open ended?

#223368: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: So...?

#223374: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: When was the last time you refused to do something that your boss told you to do?

#223340: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Good night, kids. I'm out. ...or am I?

#223351: (UNKNOWN)

BOBBYCAN: I just remembered, pricero is on the road today. Do you see a large number of ILOP's in your immediate future?

#223341: (UNKNOWN)

rayzg: What's your favourite Disney villain song? Mine is Shine from Moana.

#223362: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: What does age stop you from doing?

#223335: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Y'all really don't have those things?

#223288: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: How much does Cummings hate Johnson?

#223322: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Are you still there?

#223338: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Alrighty, it has been an hour. Did you do it?

#223360: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: Do you still have a CD player (Bluray/DVD do not count)?

#223327: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: How often are you still in your pajamas when the afternoon rolls around?

#223357: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: I just had a nice GQ on the tip of my tongue and it just vanished. Do you know what it was?

#223330: (UNKNOWN)

purplewurple: Ok, well, sure, but, if you thought that a blot on the wall was a spider, and your partner told you that no, not to worry, it is just a fly, and it then indeed flew off, would you then be relieved and conclude that your partner was right, or instead that you were being attacked by a flying spider?

#223309: (UNKNOWN)

0Shea0: In the future airlines will have to stack in more people to cut costs and carbon. Would you rather be stacked in laying down three people to a shelf or stacked in standing up facing the person in front of you?

#223311: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: How much should luck be a factor in the ideal game?

#223353: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: How many various game expansions did I buy yesterday? Whoever gets it right is invited to a game day!

#223292: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: Do you only hear what you want to hear?

#223315: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: How long does it take you to actually get work done after a long weekend?

#223339: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: How far are you going to go?

#223296: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Oh joy! It's PD day! PD=Professional Development... :( 7 hours of virtual meetings! Wanna join in? I can send you the link.

#223342: (UNKNOWN)

rayzg: OMG! Today is my sixth GeekAnswers anniversary! I answered Shea’s question, “What's the longest you've grown your hair?” Could you celebrate by pampering your hair? (You may pamper your facial or body hair.)

#223290: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: What precisely does it mean to rock the casbah?

#223294: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: How likely is it that an unrepeatable offer is repeated?

#223350: (UNKNOWN)

BOBBYCAN: (stolen from chit chat) Why can't we use Shetland Ponies and Synge's Sailboats again?

#223361: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: Has the road ended?

#223285: (UNKNOWN)

purplewurple: Based on my research, from what the defense attorney brought forth at trial, what law enforcement in the winter of 1975 overlooked, was that conceivably, a key piece of the puzzle was missing all these years later, until after the 3.47 phone call that very same day, from the police report, suspiciously in the anonymous person's handwriting, in prison. But what if it wasn't?

#223313: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Is it bad form to play a board game during a video conference?

#223314: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: What's the worst thing that happened to you while on vacation?

#223307: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: What is your dream sandwich made of?

#223321: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: What is the last game you have left set up for two days on your dining table so you had to eat your dinner on your lap for two days?

#223332: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: Remember that time when PolarDad lost his mind and asked me to confirm the existence of flying spiders?

#223318: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: Do people look at you like you are a pervert when you reveal that your game character dabbles in necromancy?

#223295: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: If it's neither here nor there, where is it?

#223293: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: Whose voice is ringing in your ears?

#223358: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: What's your favourite type of player?

#223312: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Is it bad form to eat during a video conference?

#223344: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: Has the greatest GeekQuestion already been asked, or does it still lie ahead?

#223333: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Would you want to be warned of things that might terrify you or would you just rather be surprised?

#223303: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: One of our district virtual meetings today has a form to go with it. We have been told that we are supposed to take notes on the meeting and then submit our notes to administration...presumably to prove we were in attendance and paying attention. In what way has your workplace recently treated you as a child?

#223282: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: *whisper* are you awake? ... ARE YOU AWAKE? oh, you are awake?

#223349: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: What happened to Bobby's GQ? I was trying to answer it.

#223331: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: True story- Do you know that "flying spiders" are a thing in Oklahoma? It happens every fall. Google 'Oklahoma ballooning spiders'. I'm not joking. Do you all not have them?

#223329: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: Have you ever been puzzled at your partner's reaction to your leaving a smooshed spider carcass dangling only by the small bit of ichor that is still smooshed to the ceiling directly over his/her/their head?

#223300: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Infact, what are all the costs and abilities of the "Peanut Butter" Magic the Gathering card?

#223320: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: How much do you hate spontaneity?

#223304: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Doesn't matter either way does it?

#223287: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: "4 measly shield tokens!". How great a desciptive word is "measly"?

#223286: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: Asking for a child driving in the back seat: why is the moon following us?

#223283: (UNKNOWN)

imyourskribe: Which GQer most resembles a piece of dried fruit?

#223316: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: How long does it take you to actually get work done before a long weekend?

#223289: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: How far away is your nearest casbah?

#223325: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: Would you wear a caftan to the opera?

#223323: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: What one thing would you sneak in under your shirt if you could?

#223305: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Can you count on me?

#223301: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: And what's wrong with Gandalf wearing crotchless knickers?

#223298: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: What should the mana cost of Peanut Butter be?

#223302: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: What is the last game you have left set up overnight on your dining table so you had to eat your dinner on your lap?

#223297: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Why isn't Peanut Butter a Magic the Gathering card? You could get so many amazing combos with it.

#223354: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: So, have any of you Americans sussed out cricket yet? USA beat Ireland the other day!

#223317: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: How often do you see a man wearing a kilt in your general vacinity?

#223326: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: What is the weirdest nickname you have ever heard of?

#223306: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Can I count on you?

#223291: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: Do your eyes distort reality?

#223308: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: What do sandwiches dream about?

#223284: (UNKNOWN)

RavingLoon: I haven't cut my hair in at least three months, and it has grown annoyingly long. What should I do with it?

#223337: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Did you skip your exercise regiment today?

#223387: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: You reached the end of the road. Where are you?

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