#223386: (UNKNOWN)

#223380: (UNKNOWN)

#223385: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: In order to counteract the grim, hassley nonsense of a big square, floppy rulebook, have you considered using a sheet music stand for it? Just thought of the idea. Gonna try it tonight!

#223384: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Is Boris Johnson the D00MSTALKER?

#223374: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: When was the last time you refused to do something that your boss told you to do?

#223367: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Don't you just love walking up mountains on bright winter full moon nights?

#223382: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: On a scale of 1 - Slim City to 10 - Big Fat blobby nobby, how uncultured am I if I buy eight slices of beautifully thin sliced Serrano ham and scoff the whole lot in one sitting?

#223383: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Why oh why oh do you own a yoyo?

#223378: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Would mobile phone usage be so much easier if there were cursor keys on the pop-up keyboard?

#223377: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Good morning! I noticed that it hasn't happened yet. What is the signal for it to begin?

#223373: (UNKNOWN)

freechinanow: With inflation what it is, why are there still coupons that only save you 25 cents?

#223350: (UNKNOWN)

BOBBYCAN: (stolen from chit chat) Why can't we use Shetland Ponies and Synge's Sailboats again?

#223339: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: How far are you going to go?

#223360: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: Do you still have a CD player (Bluray/DVD do not count)?

#223362: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: What does age stop you from doing?

#223379: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: As the human race gets fatter and fatter why are more things made that restrict and inhibit the use of sausage fingers?

#223381: (UNKNOWN)

BOBBYCAN: How many of Quentin Tarantino's movies have you not seen?

#223370: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: Are we on the same road?

#223369: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: When?

#223372: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: Would you please point me in the right direction?

#223375: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Let's do this! You ready?

#223376: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: What opened your eyes recently?

#223366: (UNKNOWN)

oriecat: Is it vague or just open ended?

#223359: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: What type of player are you?

#223336: (UNKNOWN)

rayzg: Do you incorporate rope skipping in your exercise regiment?

#223338: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Alrighty, it has been an hour. Did you do it?

#223324: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: When was the last time you weren't wearing a shirt in public?

#223331: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: True story- Do you know that "flying spiders" are a thing in Oklahoma? It happens every fall. Google 'Oklahoma ballooning spiders'. I'm not joking. Do you all not have them?

#223358: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: What's your favourite type of player?

#223332: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: Remember that time when PolarDad lost his mind and asked me to confirm the existence of flying spiders?

#223329: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: Have you ever been puzzled at your partner's reaction to your leaving a smooshed spider carcass dangling only by the small bit of ichor that is still smooshed to the ceiling directly over his/her/their head?

#223328: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: If MABBY agreed to come over, how many games of TWISTER would he want to play?

#223337: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Did you skip your exercise regiment today?

#223368: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: So...?

#223353: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: How many various game expansions did I buy yesterday? Whoever gets it right is invited to a game day!

#223341: (UNKNOWN)

rayzg: What's your favourite Disney villain song? Mine is Shine from Moana.

#223346: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: How many people can know a secret before it stops being a secret?

#223363: (UNKNOWN)

freechinanow: What’s the most “thumbs” or “likes” you’ve gotten on any one single thing on the internet?

#223333: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Would you want to be warned of things that might terrify you or would you just rather be surprised?

#223344: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: Has the greatest GeekQuestion already been asked, or does it still lie ahead?

#223317: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: How often do you see a man wearing a kilt in your general vacinity?

#223356: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: Does Vader count as a Disney villain?

#223354: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: So, have any of you Americans sussed out cricket yet? USA beat Ireland the other day!

#223371: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: Can you think of any improvements we could make to the yellow brick road?

#223364: (UNKNOWN)

oriecat: What do you like to call it?

#223361: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: Has the road ended?

#223316: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: How long does it take you to actually get work done before a long weekend?

#223335: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Y'all really don't have those things?

#223349: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: What happened to Bobby's GQ? I was trying to answer it.

#223357: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: I just had a nice GQ on the tip of my tongue and it just vanished. Do you know what it was?

#223288: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: How much does Cummings hate Johnson?

#223330: (UNKNOWN)

purplewurple: Ok, well, sure, but, if you thought that a blot on the wall was a spider, and your partner told you that no, not to worry, it is just a fly, and it then indeed flew off, would you then be relieved and conclude that your partner was right, or instead that you were being attacked by a flying spider?

#223297: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Why isn't Peanut Butter a Magic the Gathering card? You could get so many amazing combos with it.

#223294: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: How likely is it that an unrepeatable offer is repeated?

#223318: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: Do people look at you like you are a pervert when you reveal that your game character dabbles in necromancy?

#223314: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: What's the worst thing that happened to you while on vacation?

#223313: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Is it bad form to play a board game during a video conference?

#223323: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: What one thing would you sneak in under your shirt if you could?

#223342: (UNKNOWN)

rayzg: OMG! Today is my sixth GeekAnswers anniversary! I answered Shea’s question, “What's the longest you've grown your hair?” Could you celebrate by pampering your hair? (You may pamper your facial or body hair.)

#223301: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: And what's wrong with Gandalf wearing crotchless knickers?

#223303: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: One of our district virtual meetings today has a form to go with it. We have been told that we are supposed to take notes on the meeting and then submit our notes to administration...presumably to prove we were in attendance and paying attention. In what way has your workplace recently treated you as a child?

#223289: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: How far away is your nearest casbah?

#223286: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: Asking for a child driving in the back seat: why is the moon following us?

#223296: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Oh joy! It's PD day! PD=Professional Development... :( 7 hours of virtual meetings! Wanna join in? I can send you the link.

#223306: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Can I count on you?

#223295: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: If it's neither here nor there, where is it?

#223311: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: How much should luck be a factor in the ideal game?

#223292: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: Do you only hear what you want to hear?

#223319: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: About how spontaneous are you?

#223325: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: Would you wear a caftan to the opera?

#223290: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: What precisely does it mean to rock the casbah?

#223298: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: What should the mana cost of Peanut Butter be?

#223315: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: How long does it take you to actually get work done after a long weekend?

#223308: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: What do sandwiches dream about?

#223302: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: What is the last game you have left set up overnight on your dining table so you had to eat your dinner on your lap?

#223287: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: "4 measly shield tokens!". How great a desciptive word is "measly"?

#223309: (UNKNOWN)

0Shea0: In the future airlines will have to stack in more people to cut costs and carbon. Would you rather be stacked in laying down three people to a shelf or stacked in standing up facing the person in front of you?

#223321: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: What is the last game you have left set up for two days on your dining table so you had to eat your dinner on your lap for two days?

#223284: (UNKNOWN)

RavingLoon: I haven't cut my hair in at least three months, and it has grown annoyingly long. What should I do with it?

#223293: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: Whose voice is ringing in your ears?

#223327: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: How often are you still in your pajamas when the afternoon rolls around?

#223322: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Are you still there?

#223285: (UNKNOWN)

purplewurple: Based on my research, from what the defense attorney brought forth at trial, what law enforcement in the winter of 1975 overlooked, was that conceivably, a key piece of the puzzle was missing all these years later, until after the 3.47 phone call that very same day, from the police report, suspiciously in the anonymous person's handwriting, in prison. But what if it wasn't?

#223304: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Doesn't matter either way does it?

#223347: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Good morning! I really slept in! I made it all the way to 6am. It was wonderful. What time did you awake the last time you slept in?

#223320: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: How much do you hate spontaneity?

#223326: (UNKNOWN)

notafish: What is the weirdest nickname you have ever heard of?

#223351: (UNKNOWN)

BOBBYCAN: I just remembered, pricero is on the road today. Do you see a large number of ILOP's in your immediate future?

#223365: (UNKNOWN)

oriecat: How vague do you like your questions?

#223352: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: How best to use PD's church office?

#223312: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Is it bad form to eat during a video conference?

#223283: (UNKNOWN)

imyourskribe: Which GQer most resembles a piece of dried fruit?

#223345: (UNKNOWN)

TomTi89: Who do you want to share your office with?

#223340: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Good night, kids. I'm out. ...or am I?

#223282: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: *whisper* are you awake? ... ARE YOU AWAKE? oh, you are awake?

#223300: (UNKNOWN)

mattomaw: Infact, what are all the costs and abilities of the "Peanut Butter" Magic the Gathering card?

#223291: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: Do your eyes distort reality?

#223307: (UNKNOWN)

mr3d: What is your dream sandwich made of?

#223305: (UNKNOWN)

PolarDad: Can you count on me?

#223387: (UNKNOWN)

pricero1: You reached the end of the road. Where are you?

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